
Husband, father, nerd and podcaster? 1/5th of the dnd5e real play @DeadMenQuesting
Central OH
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DM: You build a huge wall
GOP: The biggest wall
DM: Biggest wall. You bankrupt the realm and kobolds dig tunnels under the wall. #gopdnd
Zack Snyder: What if, during the cantina scene, Ponda Baba sexually assaulted Luke?
Netflix: Oh fuck yes. Take our money.
#RebelMoon
Senator Diane Feinstein is finally stepping down from office the only way she knows how, into a grave.
We need an age cap on politicians.
Disney wants to Star Wipe Jizz music from the galaxy.
DON'T WIPE JIZZ!
DON'T WIPE JIZZ!
#StarWars #JizznotJatz
Hey @JamesGunn, what are the odds that either Bill Hader or Ben Schwartz play Plastic Man?
I can't be the only one hoping Brock Lovett shows up soon on @ComedyBangBang right?
Cormac McCarthy and John Romita Sr gone in the same week. Both icons. #RIPJohnRomitaSr #RIPCormacMcCarthy
Joel Stevens retweeted
“Here’s what I want to do to mark Kissinger’s 100th birthday: I want to talk about some of the many, many people around the world who didn’t get to live till 100, or even 60, 70, or 80, *because* of Henry Kissinger.”
My commentary - pls do watch & share:
During an encounter in the Underdark the DM decided to use his old Heroscape tiles. #DungeonsAndDragonsHonorAmongThieves
Marjorie Taylor Greene paying $100,000 for Kevin McCarthy's used chapstick is some "let them eat cake" shit.
Did Rachel Weisz voice the Captain in this week's #Mandalorian?
Oh no @WHMPodcast, someone watched "Equilibrium" and truly enjoyed it.
Eating reheated Costco Japanese chicken fried rice while rewatching season 1 of "Tokyo Vice". The way God intended.
Joel Stevens retweeted
All of the cops who murdered Tyre Nichols have been released on bail. None of the NY politicians against bail reform have decried their release. That’s because the attacks on bail reform have nothing to do with public safety. Bail punishes poverty. It doesn’t make us safer.
Joel Stevens retweeted
The only way for everyone to be happy is for Alec Baldwin to go to jail after shooting Kyle Rittenhouse.
#Pearl released on bluray back in November, why the hell is it still labeled as "early access"? I personally blame Bezos.




