Sales Engineer...working hard to be average!

Silicon Valley
Joined June 2025
I feel like "barely" is doing a lot of work here. 😂
this is an SNL cold open come to life. she can barely read
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"Why are you so negative? Why won't you just trust the plan?" This post was from 9/25/2025. The "promising" will continue until you are all penniless.
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Replying to @TomCottonAR
The more I think about Tom Cotton and a youth pool party existing in the same sentence, the less I understand what’s happening. 🤡
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Replying to @Acyn
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BREAKING: The California Raisins have become the latest act to pull out of Trump’s Great American State Fair.
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Ken Paxton with his mistress:
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OJ: "I ran for more yards than anyone in my era, and yet my reputation has been ruined merely because I was found liable for killing two people and convicted of armed robbery. Seriously? I'm the Juice!!"
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Replying to @SenRickScott
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Execution
NEW: A Guatemalan illegal alien with a deportation order has been charged with raping a 5-year-old girl he was babysitting on Long Island, NY. The girl’s mother came home, noticed her bleeding, and took her to the hospital where a rape kit was used. DHS says local law enforcement in Suffolk County contacted ICE NYC and asked them to arrest Carlos Aguilar Reynoso to keep him out of the community while they built their case. ICE did arrest him, and transferred him back to local law enforcement once the DA charged him for the child rape. He is now facing a litany of charges and is in custody. In a statement, ICE says this is why cooperation between local and federal law enforcement is crucial, and why sanctuary policies that prohibit that cooperation endanger the public.
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You mean leaders that didn’t tumble headlong into a war even though this consequence was totally foreseeeable so now they don’t have to beg for help from people they’ve otherwise made an effort to alienate? Those guys?
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Replying to @PamphletsY
The arrogance of trump administration will be its downfall
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Thanks Benny for proving you are a dumb as hell, typical trump dick sucker
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Replying to @MysterySolvents
"Infidelity du Jour"
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Replying to @USAttyEssayli
Don't fall for it, Erin...Newsmax claims this guy is Lebanese plant...
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But marco is already the pus that infects the mucus... that cruds up the fungus... that feeds on the pond scum. Is there a lower?
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I've got bread from Publix that's two years old and still has no mold on it. I'm saving it for the lawsuit. Nobody poisons me and gets away with it.
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Quite obviously it is, the people elected trump didn’t they
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Replying to @notcapnamerica
“I will boat fo Donal Trunk!”
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