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hello my name is malaika i like to wear dresses and eat chocolate desserts
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You Can See Everything synopsis
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New record for Stack Overflow: <1000 questions posted last month
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well go get amc a list and watch a movie
EXCLUSIVE: Keith Urban 'misses Nicole Kidman and still loves her' 🔗 trib.al/bncaxF1
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“It’s the only class I took at Harvard where people would call each other out for not having done the reading.” Harvard students are lining up to take Hum 10: “Applications (essays required) shot up 40% this fall with 180 incoming freshmen vying for 90 spots.” “The class is definitely not for padding the GPA. Students read a hefty book a week and write regular essays. There is no pass/fail option. Digital devices are verboten, and attendance is taken in every lecture (pink slips for those who arrive late).” “In their applications and in interviews, students expressed the urge to be forced to tackle classics they otherwise wouldn’t read, the need to combat frayed attention spans and the desire for an antidote to The Machine. Several mentioned with disdain that people who aren’t in the class wondered why they didn’t ‘just Chat the books,’ i.e., use AI.”
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u can see the decline in literacy through this
.@Dictionarycom’s Words of the Year over the last decade: 2026: Maxxing 2025: 67 2024: Demure 2023: Hallucinate 2022: Woman 2021: Allyship 2020: Pandemic 2019: Existential 2018: Misinformation 2017: Complicit 2016: Xenophobia
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Hmmm… it’s off…
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Thursday is a paid holiday. Because Flavor Flav said so.
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i resent snl uk for giving me (white guy) nigerian wicked because i (White Guy) CANNOT keep walking around saying "come to find out .. the wizahd is broke"
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Never been happier to read typos in emails. Love to see a human write a thing they personally thought of!
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You can see everything be like
Oh! You said RYAN GOSLING, like the ACTOR 😅 I thought you were talking about my favorite sandwich, the rye-and-gosling. It's a cooked baby goose between two slices of rye bread.
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[TV electrician voice]: "See, there's your problem right there."
A huge divide between a lot of native NYers and transplants is how much they value public parks. I've lived here my entire life and I don't think i've stepped foot in Central Park once in my entire adult life.
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A'ja Wilson watching Bam Adebayo play basketball...
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Bringing this back
91.4% of anxious thoughts never come true.
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let’s get to work tonight demun
In 2017 as a freshman in high school, I played an all-girls flag football team in my county league and lost like 45-0. Absolute belt. We were shook. Thought it would be sweet. Never seen anything like it. Today I learned that Azzi Fudd was the WR1 on said team. Lmao.
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With 4:07 left in the 4th quarter Kiah Stokes: 3-4 from 3PT Atlanta Dream: 3-21 from 3PT Yeah...........
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robin williams in BIRDCAGE (1996) is first ballot “he got that shit on tho” hall of fame
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The correct answer was Kiah Stokes 😮‍💨 13 PTS | 8 REB | 3 BLKS | 3 3PM | 5-6 FG
______ will be in her BAGGG tonight. 👀 lets hear it
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They put Obama in this chair for three days and wouldn't let him get up until they finished filming ads for 200 different Democrats
Former President Obama endorses Peggy Flanagan for US Senate in Minnesota.
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In 2017 as a freshman in high school, I played an all-girls flag football team in my county league and lost like 45-0. Absolute belt. We were shook. Thought it would be sweet. Never seen anything like it. Today I learned that Azzi Fudd was the WR1 on said team. Lmao.
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OAKLAND'S FINEST 🤩 We've got Zendaya in the house for Game 5 of the #2026WNBAFinals! ATL-GSV | USA Network | Peacock | #WNBASeason30 Tap to watch: wnba.com/how-to-watch-game-r…
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