Comic book writer - Nothing Makes Sense / El Bosque de Dios / Bigfoot Frankenstein/ The Argus / Bastard’s Waltz / Scum of the Earth. He/Him.
Just outside Toronto, Canada
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Mark Bertolini retweeted
Holy shit.
Dutch intelligence has uncovered Jared Kushner’s role as a Mossad agent.
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MAGA says Ilhan Omar isn't using her real name.
Melania Trump was born Melanija Knavs.
Ted Cruz was born Rafael Edward Cruz.
JD Vance was born James Donald Bowman.
Nikki Haley was born Nimarata Nikki Randhawa.
Mike Johnson's real first name is James.
Rand Paul is Randal Paul.
Newt Gingrich was born Newton Leroy McPherson.
But suddenly MAGA wants a congressional investigation into names?
Mark Bertolini retweeted
@RepJamesComer Then release the Epstein files, if the evidence shows something different as you claim let’s see what it shows. You motherfuckers are running out of lies and we’re running out of fucks to give.
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James Talarico: “I would ask [Ken Paxton] how he increased his net worth by $27M as a public employee. I would ask him how he owns 15 homes on a government salary. I would ask him why he was impeached by his own party and reported to the FBI by his own staff. And I would ask him why he’s taking bribes from wealthy donors while he blocks our overtime pay and guts our healthcare”
Mark Bertolini retweeted
Hey @Grok, concise, no spin.
Who has accepted major financial gifts from government(s) linked to the Muslim Brotherhood and Hamas:
Donald Trump or Abdul El-Sayed?
Start with the name.
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NEWS: A federal judge has ordered Trump to testify UNDER OATH by December 11 in his own $10 BILLION defamation lawsuit against the BBC—or face sanctions, including possible dismissal of the case.
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In 2020, Tommy Tuberville promised to donate “every dime” of his $174,000 Senate salary to Alabama veterans and their families. A June investigation found no evidence he followed through, a pledge now worth roughly $1 million.
Tuesday night, after a reporter asked about it, Tuberville told staff to remove him. Then he called the media “socialists” and “communists.”
The MAGA senator had a reporter thrown out of a campaign dinner after being confronted with an embarrassing question.
thedailybeast.com/maga-senat…
Mark Bertolini retweeted
We need any dude being paid to bang Mike Johnson to come forward.
.@SpeakerJohnson "adopted" a black male teenager as a single man in his 20s and then "married" a woman who ran a gay conversion camp.
Mike Johnson is a gay man who hates himself for being gay.
This isn't even an open secret. It's just an objective, observable fact.
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BREAKING: Jared Kushner’s hacked iPhone revealed that Kushner promised MBS and MBZ he would push their agenda with Trump if they participated in a secret fund, with the two royals initially discussing over $10 billion before ultimately placing at least $2 billion into accounts for him, according to a Vanity Fair excerpt from Princes and Thieves.
The revelation lands as Kushner remains deeply involved in Iran war diplomacy, while Tehran has separately accused him and Steve Witkoff of pocketing $9 billion through market manipulation.
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Fat piece of shit Donny Trump sued the BBC for $10 Billion expecting a bribe like he got from CBS etc.
BUT THEY CALLED HIM OUT.
Now a judge has ordered him to sit for a deposition under oath where lying will send him to jail.
apnews.com/article/trump-bbc…
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What about my paintings again?
Jared Kushner’s Hacked Phone Revealed His Secret Negotiations—Including More Than $700 Million In Transfers vanityfair.com/story/jared-k…
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Q: Is there any scenario in which DOJ would try to block states from certifying the election?
AG TODD BLANCHE: Yes, of course. It is not DOJ's intention to improperly interfere with elections or the state certification process, but ...
Mark Bertolini retweeted
How much more of this ugly, loathsome fuck can we take? The sooner this grotesque swamp creature expires, the sooner the world can start the healing process.
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So we can all expect the @FBI to arrest Barron, Eric and Junior within a few hours. Right?🤔
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🚨 BREAKING: Dolly Parton’s sister Stella says her Tennessee voting machine kept switching her choice to Republican Marsha Blackburn.
She corrected it before voting.
⚠️ CHECK YOUR BALLOT BEFORE SUBMITTING. Did you ever see this happen? 👇
Mark Bertolini retweeted
Obviously Kaitlin Collins hit a nerve with her simple and direct question, so Trump insults her instead of answering. He thinks he looks strong by lashing out at her, but in reality he just makes himself look really fucking weak and insecure. Which of course he is.
