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Someone compiled Kasongo's lies in just 2 minutes ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚.
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If you've ever walked through Nairobi CBD, you know just how overwhelming it can get. The bodas, car congestion, narrow walkways and the constant struggle to navigate through people and obstacles. Now imagine experiencing this as a person with a disability. Article 54 of our Constitution guarantees PWDs the right to reasonable access to all places and public transport. As we work towards a modern, organised pedestrian friendly Nairobi, we need accessible crossing points, wider and unobstructed pavements, and urban planning that considers PWD needs from the very beginning. #VIP
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Our Constitution envisages an Independent Police Service and an Inspector General who is responsible for the enforcement of law and order without direction from anyone. Thats why our Courts require the IG to be the one to produce people who have been lawfully arrested. Unfortunately this system canโ€™t work where the regime sets up parallel police squads away from the IGโ€™s command. This is exactly why LMM insists on Constitutionalism and the Rule of Law. I will not be surprised if the IG shows up and tells the court, just like he did in the Twaha Mwaipaya case, that he doesnโ€™t know where lawyer Abshar Abdi is. #LindaKatiba
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ALL THE EMOTIONS! ๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿ…๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ช KENYA HAS MADE HISTORY!!!! ๐Ÿ…๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ช Our first-ever Olympic gold medal in a team sport! The rising lionesses have done it! ๐Ÿฆโค๏ธ Our national anthem rang loud, and it was all thanks to these incredible rugby lionesses who have made us SO proud! #TeamKenya
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Barber ameniround off to the nearest human being mamae. Hide your unstable ovulating shawties
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I saw this memory from 10 years ago ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€ Nimecheka tu
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To the loan apps that helped me at my lowest. I just don't know how to repay you.
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If I say your food has too much pepper due to effects of war and getting you used to a hard lifeโ€ฆ.then Iโ€™ll be crucified. At least you get to taste what โ€œnon-traumaโ€ food tastes like in East Africa.
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East African food is surprisingly bland
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It is not bland. You are just used to two tons pepper and another two tons of other ingredients. By the time you taste teh food, it is pure ingredients
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Bayern chiefs need to come out clear on why they are taking taxpayers' money from a third world country to participate in a PR gimmick of an unpopular president ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพ
Human rights activists and citizens in Kenya have launched a campaign, urging FC Bayern and Ajax to boycott the scheduled friendly between the two teams in Nairobi on January 5th. Critics argue that public funds and millions are being misallocated toward an expensive international exhibition match amid domestic economic pressures, the rising cost of living, healthcare challenges and human rights issues. They also claim that this match serves as a political leverage and campaign tool ahead of upcoming elections amid ongoing public discontent over governance, taxation, and human rights in the country ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ช
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One thing I can never do is doubt The Kenya Meteorological Department. Best met department in the world
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Kenyan 7s Players Dance after being knocked Out๐Ÿ‘€ This is Why we Love Seeing Kenya on the world Stage! #trytimeke #rugbyke #trytimekenya
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Sifuna atanipa a conducive, modern working environment. I don't need sifuna to employ me, I will employ myself.
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Imagine your kids are starving with no clothes, and as a father you buy a 65-inch TV so they can watch Cocomelon in HD. That's exactly what this government is doing.
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This is the news waliambia Vincent kompany akacollapse.
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Results za polling station zimepatana na za constituency na ni kama kuna disrespancy๐Ÿคฃ
Ainโ€™t no way yโ€™all talking about the one Wallace Mecha I know ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Mao Zedong is under any single social metric a dictator. Not a single popular election, single government party and lifetime leadership. Not even taking into account the millions of deaths under his reign. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mao_Zedong
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