@markdorenfast

Here there and everywhere

 Los Angeles, CA
Joined January 2010
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This is what dating at 38 feels like
Fallon@filthtofilth18 Dec 2025
No worries just hit me up when your marriage is over
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I gotchu
laura@melaudramaOct 20
girl so confusing edit with elizabeth holmes and amanda seyfried. someone get on this
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Could have Édith Piaf singing on top of the Eiffel Tower with a cigarette in one hand and a decapitated head in the other and it would still somehow be less French than this photo
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The photo in this post is AI-generated, not a real photograph of protests in Paris. It edits a 2015 image from Yerevan, Armenia, replacing the protester with the Pink Panther. sicnoticias.pt/sicverifica/20… newtral.es/pantera-rosa-p… theguardian.com/world/gallery/…
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They closed airspace for this..
Pop Crave
@PopCraveOct 16
Elon Musk unveils flying car at Tesla Roadster event.
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I’m on my couch wrapped under a blanket
Americana at Brand Memes@americanamemesOct 12
I've overheard three people say how cold it is in LA today. It's 68°. LA is a beautiful place.
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WHY HE’S EVERYWHERE JCJSJDJWJA
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Why did I hear this said like Sonja Morgan?
bailey ☆ ★@couldawentproOct 1
there’s nothing dishonourable about my discharge
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When no one answers your texts so you take to Twitter. I finally understand you freaks.
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t8@TAMRAMAILSep 18
Dorit Kemsley:
e ❦@whimpermanenceSep 16
was just genuinely moved by a wind chime
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WAITTTTTTT WTF MAURA HIGGINS ATE THE HOUSE DOWN BOOTS MAWMA??? OMG she went waaaaaaaaay beyond my expectations? I fully thought she was gonna be average??? Mark Ballas really is hands down the best coach. GREAT SONG CHOICE, GREAT DANCE, GREAT PARTNERSHIP!!! #DWTS
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Do you want to know all about me?
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Imagine being so iconic that your first dress design ever is used for one of Marilyn Monroe’s most famous gowns. There will never another Bob Mackie.
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🦢@loungingmeeSep 12
i hate when a guy asks “can you cook?” can you build a house fuck you
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i don't have a type but i do have a very concerning pattern
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chase@_chase_____Sep 3
having to pee really puts things into perspective. like ok none of this matters
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jon@prasejeebusSep 1
Done with work, so now it’s time for my favorite part of the day: lay down and like pictures of hot guys on various feeds and timelines
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finding out the latest disease or poisoned food from Bald Ann Dowd ‘ok’ tweets
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discussing with my 8 yo niece about who’s our favorite in katseye
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We're about to witness a new accent no one has ever spoken before
Film Updates
@FilmUpdatesAug 17
Dianna Agron will guest star in ‘INDUSTRY’ Season 5. She will play Skip Binksy, CFO of a wellness tech company. (via: @DEADLINE)
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nick@fallingwatrAug 13
They should invent a dating app that people message you back on
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letting all my non binary friends know that I need to leave
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