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dad life, honey dos, and high flying anxiety

Joined August 2008
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I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time….🤣🤣🤣
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People keep asking me: can Republicans actually win statewide in New York? Yes, and here's the math. About 30% of the vote comes from New York City, 26% from the suburbs, and 44% from upstate. To win, our ticket needs roughly: - 1 in 3 votes in the five boroughs - 56% in the suburbs: Long Island, Westchester, Rockland - 60% upstate In 2022, Lee Zeldin got about 30% in the city, 53% in the suburbs and 55% upstate, and came within 6 points. We need about 3 more points statewide. Where we are: the polls say we're behind. Don’t believe them. They said the same thing in 2022. In October 2022, Siena had Zeldin at 41% to Hochul's 52%. On Election Day, he beat that poll by 3 points. This message is for everyone who thinks New York is headed in the wrong direction and needs new leadership: Early voting starts TODAY and runs through Sunday, November 1. Election Day is Tuesday, November 3. Get out and vote. Then take 5 friends with you. Vote like the future of New York depends on it. Because it does. Find your early voting site: elections.ny.gov
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Everyone who knows me knows I’m a numbers guy. So I built a simple analytical model of New York’s likely path under @KathyHochul versus @NassauExec Bruce Blakeman. I used real current data (jobs, taxes, energy prices, migration, crime) and applied realistic policy impacts, no bias in the inputs, just math. The model projects outcomes to 2030 using straightforward assumptions: - Employment growth: 0.3%/year under Hochul vs. 1.0%/year under Blakeman (+233%) - Energy cost: 32¢/kWh under Hochul vs. 22¢/kWh under Blakeman (-31%) - Tax competitiveness rank: Stays near worst (#50) under Hochul vs. improves to #38 under Blakeman (+12 spots) - Combined state + local tax load: Rises to 104 under Hochul vs. falls to 89 under Blakeman (-15 points) - Net domestic out-migration: 120,000/year under Hochul vs. 50,000/year under Blakeman (-58%) - Crime index: Modest improvement under Hochul vs. stronger gains under Blakeman (–18%) Under the current path, high energy costs and taxes keep private-sector growth weak and out-migration high. Under Blakeman, lower energy costs (more nuclear/gas, fewer mandates), tighter spending, and stronger enforcement reverse those trends. A Democratic legislature limits full change either way, but the direction differs sharply. You can check the numbers yourself. Formulas are attached. The trajectory is clear: one path continues high costs and slow growth; the other aims to reverse them. Now go to the voting booth with these scenarios in mind.
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Help me fire Kathy Hochul. Download United New York, message your friends and family, and help me reach more voters. Lower taxes. Lower utility bills. Safer streets. Let’s win this together. unitednewyork.org/
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Running restaurants and bars in NY taught me this: transactional relationships cost you more in the long run. The best vendors and staff I've had weren't the cheapest. They cared where we were going.
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Something big is happening in New York. We have 26 days to save our state. Let's keep this momentum going!
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mj in the playoffs type shi
Didn't know @Muse could ball like that (inspo @arisawyers)
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Longtime Democratic supporter and actress Debra Messing endorsed me over Kathy Hochul. Party loyalty doesn’t pay the utility bill or fight crime. Thank you, Debra. I’ll cut taxes, lower utility bills, and make New York safe and affordable. Had enough of Hochul? Join us.
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As Governor, I’ll eliminate state income tax on the first $50,000 for single filers, and $100,000 for married couples. Let’s make New York a place families can afford to stay. Stand with me. Support my tax relief plan.
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My plan: No state income tax on the first $50,000 for single filers or $100,000 for married couples. New York families deserve a break. Your paycheck should go further. As Governor, I’ll fight to make that happen.
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Flashback to December 2024: Kathy Hochul signed a law banning natural gas production in New York. Two years later, we are still buying that same gas from Pennsylvania while our bills climb. When I am Governor, New York will produce its own energy again.
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Trump shows up loss Wu Tang shows up win
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When I am Governor, New Yorkers will pay zero state income tax on the first $50,000 they earn. For married couples filing jointly, zero state income tax on the first $100,000. The largest middle-class tax cut in New York State history.
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alex marquetti retweeted
EARTHSET. April 6, 2026. Humanity, from the other side. First photo from the far side of the Moon. Captured from Orion as Earth dips beyond the lunar horizon. Photo: NASA
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This is my favourite photo taken by Artemis II so far.
New picture of Earth from the Artemis II.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This image is fake and is not from Artemis II nor Japan's Himawari-8 weather satellite. This image is not found in NASA's Image and Video Library. images.nasa.gov Himawari-8 is located in a geostationary orbit over the Pacific. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Himawari_8 The southern part of the African continent is missing. pbs.twimg.com/media/HFEtmRiW…
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We see our home planet as a whole, lit up in spectacular blues and browns. A green aurora even lights up the atmosphere. That's us, together, watching as our astronauts make their journey to the Moon.
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It feels like new age piracy what these ai companies (anthropic) are doing now.
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$24,000 per year from this simple AI Dentist Voice Agent (and why I’m probably insane for giving it away for free) One dental practice was bleeding $6,000+ every month from missed after-hours phone calls. That’s 20–25 potential new patients disappearing simply because no one was there to answer and book. So I built an AI voice receptionist that books dental appointments 24/7, powered by n8n + ElevenLabs, and guided by the clinic’s internal rules and real scheduling availability. Here’s what the system handles automatically: → Picks up calls with a natural-sounding AI receptionist → Captures patient info + insurance details → Checks live calendar availability → Schedules appointments instantly → Logs every interaction into a Google Sheet The wild part? A nearly identical AI voice system was sold to a dental practice for $24,000 per year by another founder. And this isn’t limited to dentists. Any service business losing revenue from missed calls can deploy the exact same setup. Want the full n8n workflow template? 1. Retweet & Like 2. Follow me 3. Comment “ASSISTANT” I’ll send you the entire system for free, plus a step-by-step setup video — including all the ElevenLabs automation pieces. (must be following so I can dm you)
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alex marquetti retweeted
Stats that matter Full PMT —> youtu.be/RgNfrJo42yU?si=ZXYe…
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