AF Veteran, book reader. Fiscal conservative. Mel Brooks is my hero. Squirrel Matador
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Eldruna - Father Forgive Me (Official Music Video) | The Homecoming youtu.be/ZWeKDIxxeAc?si=MgWX… via @YouTube
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Cover Tune Grab Bag - "Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da" youtu.be/i6BKhvhSehc?si=29_r… via @YouTube
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See this Instagram post by @mikekhieu instagram.com/reel/DfbKblvu8…
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so, to you liberal shitbags who say they support the military and vets, and to you "vets" remember you voted for the same Muslims who murdered thousands of military members in terrorist attacks
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well, I did my part. to all you lazy fuckers that sat out. you have zero right to bitch. fuck off
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Here's how I see it. bookmarks this. Things will get worse, they'll blame Trump, and things will get even worse
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Well, imagine that. The GOP, once again lost. Poor leadership, and lazy fucking voters. I voted. All red. I have the absolute right to bitch over the next 2 years. To all of you assholes too lazy to vote. Fuck off. You get nothing from me but contempt
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Dean Martin & Foster Brooks - The Bar/Brain Surgeon youtu.be/FkW35T1jQB0?si=LfsT… via @YouTube
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still tracking the early voting numbers, as usual, Republicans are sitting out midterms. You get what you deserve you lazy fucks
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so as a certain sect of liberal shitbags cant post about the death of Patrick Stewart without making it political, to all of you, fuck you, and may you all live in interesting times
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Connecticunts love telling me, “Honey, Connecticut isn’t even that bad. You really need to give it a chance, spend a few weeks, check out the fall foliage, see the coast!” 😮💨
Listen to me very carefully: I would rather willingly subject myself to a biblical plague before I voluntarily book a flight to that tax-infested speed trap.
In fact, here is my top 10 list of things I would genuinely rather do than set foot in that Liberal Un-Constitutional State:
1. Sit through a 4-hour mandatory sensitivity seminar hosted by AOC, where she uses an interactive whiteboard to explain to me why misgendering a trans-Charizard in Pokémon GO is an act of social violence.
2. French-kiss a live 220-volt industrial dryer outlet while standing barefoot in a flooded mud pit during a Category 5 thunderstorm.
3. Hand-wash the day-four skid marks out of Whoopi Goldberg’s unwashed granny panties using lukewarm ditch water and my own dry toothbrush.
4. Let Joy Behar give me a three-hour deep-tissue shoulder massage using room-temperature mayonnaise while whispering MSNBC talking points directly into my ear.
5. Sit front-row at an all-acoustic poetry slam while Kamala Harris on helium explain what can be, unburdened by what has been, for nine straight hours.
6. Chew a live 9-volt battery into fine metallic shavings, ball it up in a gas station paper towel, and smoke it through Hunter Biden's used crack pipe.
7. Spend an entire afternoon handcuffed to Adam Schiff in the back of a 1989 Geo Metro with the heat on full blast, listening to him break down the geopolitical nuances of vegan soy milk.
8. Spend one full night locked inside a porta-potty with a live raccoon while the complete Mueller report plays on loop through a single speaker duct-taped to the ceiling.
9. Get a full-body cavity search performed by a panel of gender-studies graduate students using only bare hands and a single Maglite while they pause to discuss the colonial implications of your flinching.
10. Get a full-body cavity search performed by a panel of gender-studies graduate students using only bare hands and a single Maglite while they pause to discuss the colonial implications of my flinching.
So no, Brenduh, I will not be "checking out Hartford for a few weeks." I’m staying right here. 👍
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