Matt Singer

How does Siri figure out the correct spelling of Kreg though context, but can’t turn off the bathroom lights? #SiriShaming

Me: Hey Siri, turn off “the thingy.” Siri: did you mean “that other thingy” Me: Yes Siri: Sorry there’s nothing named “that other thingy”. 🙄🙄🙄

Look at what my wife made for dessert! #YuleLog #baking

Who would have thought that the man who wanted to buy the biggest bird site on the planet would turn out to be a big chicken. Guess it’s hard to run a company without gov’t subsidies.

It’s weird how I can’t tell you that I’m mattbytes on other sites, but I can tell you that I met a very social macaw.

Came all the way to London for this. 🍖 @BlacklockChops

🫡 to all of my former tweeps.

My team at Roblox is Hiring: Principal Software Engineer, Infrastructure Resource Efficiency jobs.roblox.com/careers?gh_j…

My dog plays dumb most of the time. But she knows when I open a pack of beef jerky from two stories below, and now is trying to manipulate me.

Elon has no idea what he’s talking about in terms of layoffs. – at Sausalito, CA

Not what we had in mind Alexa, but I like where your head’s at. 🍹 – at Sausalito, CA

Has anyone else had this problem with the @nytimes Crossword app when screen mirroring to AppleTV? This has happened to both my wife and I since upgrading to iPhone 14s. – at Sausalito, CA

Oh snap did Apple News just get hacked?? – at Sausalito, CA

The new iPhone camera has some skillz…. This was shot at 15x zoom. #dogsoftwitter – at Sausalito, CA

My Ring camera can not tell the difference between a person and a deer butt. – at San Mateo, CA

Met this guy at Butchart Gardens. Turns out he’s a total boar. – at Central Saanich, British Columbia