Matt Singer

How does Siri figure out the correct spelling of Kreg though context, but can’t turn off the bathroom lights? #SiriShaming

Look at what my wife made for dessert! #YuleLog #baking

Came all the way to London for this. 🍖 @BlacklockChops

My dog plays dumb most of the time. But she knows when I open a pack of beef jerky from two stories below, and now is trying to manipulate me.

Not what we had in mind Alexa, but I like where your head’s at. 🍹 – at Sausalito, CA

Has anyone else had this problem with the @nytimes Crossword app when screen mirroring to AppleTV? This has happened to both my wife and I since upgrading to iPhone 14s. – at Sausalito, CA

The new iPhone camera has some skillz…. This was shot at 15x zoom. #dogsoftwitter – at Sausalito, CA

My Ring camera can not tell the difference between a person and a deer butt. – at San Mateo, CA

Met this guy at Butchart Gardens. Turns out he’s a total boar. – at Central Saanich, British Columbia