Matt (@matton79) header
Matt (@matton79) profile picture

Sod it, Angela. Let's just wet ourselves. 🏳️‍🌈

Liverpool, UK (not Birkenhead)
Joined May 2009
Photo by Matt (@matton79)Photo by Matt (@matton79)Photo by Matt (@matton79)Photo by Matt (@matton79)Photo by Matt (@matton79)Photo by Matt (@matton79)Photo by Matt (@matton79)Photo by Matt (@matton79)
Matt retweeted
Frankie after being evicted #BBUK
2
65
1
1,230
19,694
Matt retweeted
Liat fto ini ih lucu bgt bapak satu ini. Trus iseng buka profile nya kaget bgt hahaha
This quoted post is unavailable.
645
1,943
896
24,675
1,454,028
obsessed with the forced twinks bad edit just to push rochelle for the win, evil old hag with her producer son #BBUK
8
2
232
9,731
Matt retweeted
Fucking shit himself when they jumped up😂😂😂
This is what’s coming to uk people
3
2,655
30
71,046
2,390,334
I was in court and this man most certainly did not get ejected because he was not an approved journalist. He got ejected because he continually and loudly passed wind until he soiled himself. The worst thing I have ever smelt in my life.
I've just been ejected from Court Number 2 where Tommy @TRobinsonNewEra is expecting his verdict. I sat in the press section & they asked me to move on. I suggested only state approved journalists are allowed? A little shit from MSM said yes. I said, "Like the Soviet Union & NAZI Germany?"
103
317
33
4,823
266,174
Ms Ballas #Strictly
3
43
1,609
Matt retweeted
every time i watch the exorcist i get to this scene and i'm like yeah man that is some of my favorite looking 40 seconds of film ever
167
950
158
13,263
1,589,313
Whenever I'm feeling a bit down I just rewatch Lauren Harries having the worst five minutes of her life in the #bbuk    house
17
93
2
1,114
208,792
My date of birth feels like a celebrity to me. Whenever I see it written somewhere random, like on a movie poster or a milk carton, I'm like omg there she is! Ugh, she looks great :)
319
34,797
1,603
235,682
1,920,616
OK but why does Ross Kemp walk like a sim? #CelebrityTraitors
6
155
6
6,206
120,112
oh my god they’ve added a 24/7 classic corrie channel to itvx this is NOT A DRILL
10
19
14
206
17,328
Matt retweeted
Microsoft Teams changing your status to "Away" because you took 3 minutes to stare out the window and ponder life is genuinely passive-aggressive.
63
2,296
77
34,716
723,287
I fucking love this show
13
102
9
829
27,494
Twinks is giving Tish from the League of Gentlemen. #BBUK
1
1
20
2,168
#OnThisDay 7 October 1974 An unusual sequence in #CoronationStreet shows the competition winners preparing to draw lots to determine who will go to the Bahamas during which the viewer "hears" the thoughts of Bet Lynch, Annie Walker and Rita Littlewood.
3
9
126
9,717
when Alanis sings “how bout getting off of these antibiotics” i’m like wait why. they were prescribed for an infection! finish the script you whacky bitch!!!
27
176
19
2,892
73,737
Matt retweeted
Gays opening their stockings on Christmas Day: #BBUK
10
129
6
1,628
88,385
Comedy just doesn't age well. I cringe when I remember how hard I laughed at peek a boo
4
343
4
6,565
70,966
Rochelle: I hate feminism #BBUK
1
5
90
2,735
When you've got the round table at 8 and invading Poland at 9 #celebritytraitors
72
1,058
60
22,304
579,753