27. Jersey. COYS.

Jersey
Joined March 2012
It’s why we do it 🏆
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We've seen the brilliance of Ballon d'Or winner Harry Kane in the Premier League ✨
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The 2026 Men's Ballon d'Or winner. Congratulations, Harry 🤍
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🚨🇫🇰 PICTURED: Argentina’s players hold up a sign saying “Las Malvinas” are Argentine This is factually inaccurate, as the Malvinas, officially named the Falkland Islands, are British
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3-2 in your altitude 🎶
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Harry Kane has now scored 72 goals for club and country this season. 🔥 That's three more than the 69 goals Cristiano Ronaldo managed in his greatest-ever goalscoring season. 👀
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Everyone knows where they were watching this 🐐
Watched this about 1000 times and it’s still as incredible as the first. Special xitter.cf/ValuBoy/status/2063518…
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As mentioned on the podcast — the funniest commentary moment of all time. Mark Saggers, TalkSport, 2010.
Happy World Cup Eve everybody! To celebrate tomorrow's big kick off, we thought we'd bang another rankers episode out and compile the top 10 funniest World Cup moments of all time. Let us know what we missed and smash a like in the same way Diana Ross smashed that pen in 94
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Genius! 😂
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There'd be a feature length special on MNF
Another episode of: If that’s Romero, it’s a red. xitter.cf/CompGlam/status/204805…
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Think we should just have a winner stays on style competition where every ex pro who has offered to take over gets one game in charge, and if they lose you get the next guy in.
🤷‍♂️ "I was in a worse position [at #SAFC], I was seven points adrift!" Gus Poyet insists he would keep #THFC in the Premier League if Igor Tudor is sacked and he was offered the job! ✅
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I’ve been saying this for weeks. The players don’t care if they get relegated, their thinking is that they can just transfer elsewhere. West Ham, Leeds and Forest players will be thinking if they get relegated then that’s them playing Championship football next season.
(🥇) 🚨 NEW: Some players at #thfc, who are determined to arrest the team’s decline have expressed DISPLEASURE at the application of others, who they believe are not motivated to help their cause. 😳🤦‍♂️ The Athletic has even been told that one player has expressed to his team-mates that he is NOT TOO CONCERNED by the possibility of relegation because he believes he can and will leave the club this summer. @jaydmharris I mean that is just ludicrous. Whoever it is should be outed publicly and should NEVER wear the shirt again! That’s absolutely absurd.
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Everyone is going to have their own way of coping, but all I can feel at the moment is an impossible, enveloping sadness. I know ‘it’s only a game’, but the longer this goes on, the harder it is to reconcile. It is genuinely, by the true definition of the word, unbelievable.
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This was only 9 months ago…
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He really cannot believe the shambles he’s inherited can he? An attack that does not function. A midfield that is non existent. And a defence that cannot defend. And as much as he has to change things it is right to expect some basic fundamentals to be inside these players. #THFC
Igor Tudor doesn’t hold back as he SLAMS his Tottenham team for lacking in all departments in 'amazing situation' 😳
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Make it make sense, VAR. ⚽️ Ekitike push vs Spurs - Goal ❌ Romero push vs West Ham - No Goal ❌ Muani push vs Arsenal - No Goal ⚽️ Wilson push vs Spurs - Goal Identical situations. 4/4 decisions go against Spurs.
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Away teams have now won 45 PL games at the Tottenham Hotspur Stadium. Tottenham's 45th most recent home loss at White Hart Lane was under Jacques Santini in 2004
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🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Thomas Frank sacked as Tottenham Hotspur head coach. #THFC working through various possible contingency plans to replace 52yo Dane as club sit 14th in Premier League - 5 points above relegation zone after 2 wins from 17 matches @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/6831096…
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Maddison seeing Udogie walk into the medical room for the 18th time since he did his ACL
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This is the THIRD time in the last 13 months Tottenham have gone seven Premier League games without a win. It hadn't happened for 16 years before that.
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