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Very few people are willing to admit it but Closer by the chainsmokers was the definitive song of its era
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i have grieved discontinued taco bell menu items harder than erika kirk has grieved her dead husband
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i love hockey and abortions and trans people and immigrants and birth control and gay people and free health care and having fun and being kind
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i’m actually breaking generational curses by surviving my 20s without marrying a man who hates me
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Martha May, is it true that you were his friend?
Yes. I mean I did know him.. that is our paths did cross at school.
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The conversation about A.I. begins and ends with the Spongebob episode where King Neptune mass produces hundreds of disgusting Krabby Patties through magic and Spongebob handmakes one delicious Krabby Patty with love
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gay person: i’m gay
straight person: i’m straight
bisexual person: i’m bisexual
person who lives in the suburbs: I am scared of downtown
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sitting on a bus is kind of how i would imagine its like being in someones pocket. a little bit of jostling but you'll get there. tug on a little thread when u want to leave




























