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Stop stealing my moves, Benes.

Oak Park, IL
Joined July 2011
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This sums up my childhood pretty well!
John Oliver on his son's Mets fandom and how the Mets are actually very British.
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This just in…he was pretty good.
One of many reasons Greg Maddux was called “The Professor”. Best thing you’ll see today
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You know, I’m starting to think it just may not be the Mets’ year…
"I think I've been on the worst team in probably the whole f--king MLB." - Jorge López
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Misquoted! Pitcher said "looking [like] worse teammate.." after ejection,not "like I'm on worse team..". Faced media in EN (not 1st language). Clip misquotes him. He just left a team meeting w/ majority ES speaking team. Media confronted him w/out being provided an interpreter.speak.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/artic…
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This just in...she's pretty good.
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Not only pi, but also their luxury tax this year!
You won’t believe what happened today 🤯 #PiDay
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You won’t believe what happened today 🤯 #PiDay
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Who is this Michael Jordan he’s referencing?
With Bob Knight passing away it’s almost a must to watch his speech where he talks about trying get on Michael Jordan’s ass in the locker room. An absolute classic! RIP
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With Bob Knight passing away it’s almost a must to watch his speech where he talks about trying get on Michael Jordan’s ass in the locker room. An absolute classic! RIP
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Taking responsibility and accountability? I can't believe I'm praising an Atlanta Brave not named Greg Maddux, but here we are...what's next? Rooting for Satan?
Spencer Strider with a masterclass on accepting defeat, responsibility (it's been lacking from certain players, execs this postseason): "The people trying to use the playoff format to make an excuse for the results they don't like are not confronting the real issue. You're in control of your focus, your competitiveness, your energy. If having five days means you can't make the adjustment, you have nobody to blame but yourself."
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No better way to settle an argument...
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Exactly 0 of my fav teams on this list…
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“Nearly one in three girls also reported seriously considering suicide in the past year – a 60% rise from a decade ago.” That’s a heartbreaking statistic. We’ve got to do better.
Adolescent girls across the US are facing unprecedented levels of violence, sadness, and despair, according to a new survey from the CDC. Teens in the LGBTQ+ community also experiences high levels of violence and distress. n.pr/3XuM8yC
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When do pitchers and catchers report?
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Looked clean to me, Big Game James
Welcome to the NBA of the 80s. That’s just two free throws and you’re fucking lucky you got those.
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Progress…hallelujah!
BREAKING: An immense step forward. Pope Francis calls for the decriminalization of homosexuality worldwide: "Declaring such laws 'unjust,' Francis said the Catholic Church can and should work to put an end to them. 'It must do this. It must do this.'" apnews.com/article/pope-fran…
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This just in...he was pretty good.
Ozzie Smith demonstrates how to avoid a takeout slide and turn a double play. Of course, this only works if you're Ozzie Smith.
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