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Stop stealing my moves, Benes.

Oak Park, IL
Joined July 2011
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You won’t believe what happened today 🤯 #PiDay
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With Bob Knight passing away it’s almost a must to watch his speech where he talks about trying get on Michael Jordan’s ass in the locker room. An absolute classic! RIP
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30 years ago today (November 18, 1985) we first met a boy and his pet tiger. Happy Birthday!
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those with mental illness are more likely to be victims, rather than perpetrators of violence. careful with the stereotypes today. #Roseburg
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The Path to All Knowledge
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It's Chipotle's world, & we're all just eating in it: onforb.es/1wgjgZG
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What real-life "Bort" license plates tell us about the power of The Simpsons: slate.me/1sbyYoo
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Google indexes .068% of the internet. Crazy to think about. @steverath #sourcecon
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'The Daily Show' chimes in on the Redskins debate, and it's just as awkward as you'd expect: dly.do/1vlJ3OG
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Powerful story! Great work @AaronRodgers12!! itsaaron.com/
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My friends, we'll serve our last encased meats 10/3. We thank you for your support & suggest you don’t get a Hot Doug's tattoo any time soon
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Here's the awful 146-word "essay" that earned an A- for a UNC athlete: slate.me/1eWuRpq
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Fran McCaffery and Iowa are expecting big things this season. Here's more @CBSSports cbssports.com/collegebasketb…
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Breaking: Patrick Kane danced with the Stanley Cup at a Jimmy Buffet concert and owns a rooster hat. That is all. bit.ly/12cLOCn
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