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Jersey boy, novelist, freelance writer, runner, coach of running and track & field, BCFC, angry vegan.

Jersey, Channel Islands
Joined April 2012
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I'd normally be 😐with a 3* review for one of my books, but when the reviewer has give the same or fewer to books by Orwell, Hemingway and Salinger I'm like 😃🎇
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There’s an easy cure for this and it’s called medieval peasant-maxxing. You need to be building fires and playing festive carols. You need to be taking long walks, learning crafts and listening to stories read aloud. You need to be loading up on cheese and breads and pies.
It cannot be overstated how much your quality of life decreases when it gets dark at 5pm instead of 7pm
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Sometimes it's good to spend a day writing a poem about a carp fish and his transcendent near-death experience. So I did: Old Dobster...
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Writers! Who needs a proofreader? The answer is every writer, and here's why. There's a lot more information in these FAQs: juliaproofreader.wordpress.c…… #WritingCommunity #amwriting #writerslife #WritersLife
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This is how we'll remember Ciara. Never ever ever gave up.
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🧵It is 1970, the demolition has already swept through Institution Street in Leeds, leaving a landscape of mud, rubble and empty ground, yet one little terrace remains standing. Inside, people were still living there, surrounded by the remnants of the streets they once knew. The
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Behind Every Queue, There Is a Story. 💔 Tonight at the GPO, the weather was unusually warm for this time of year, but what really stood out was the enormous number of people waiting for our support. The crowds this week were overwhelming, and although we were a little short of male volunteers, our incredible team pulled together, worked tirelessly and did everything possible to ensure people were looked after. But tonight, I want to share something that people don't always see. Everybody standing in that queue has a story. "I'm taking convulsions. I can't stand in the queue." "I have children at home. I can't wait that long." "I'm not feeling well. Please help me." "My girlfriend has just had a baby. I need to get back to her." "I'm homeless. I'm freezing. I can't stand here any longer." "I'm hungry. Please don't make me wait two hours." And the stories go on and on and on. 💔 Imagine being the person who has to decide who gets to go ahead and who must continue waiting. How do you choose? Do you let the mother with young children through first? The elderly person struggling to stand? The person visibly exhausted, worn down by life on the streets? Or the person quietly telling you they are unwell and cannot wait another minute? Every single person has a reason why they need to be seen first. And every single story matters. Understandably, people can become frustrated and agitated. And we understand that frustration. Many begin queuing at 4.30pm, knowing we don't begin distributing until 6.30pm. Two hours. Standing on a street in Dublin. Waiting for two bags of shopping. Just think about that for a moment. Two hours of your life, standing in a queue because you need food. It is absolutely heartbreaking. And while it can be difficult when frustrations are directed towards our volunteers, we must never lose sight of the circumstances that bring people to our doors in the first place. Despite the challenges, we will continue to show up. We will continue to serve. And we will continue to do what needs to be done. Behind the scenes, we are constantly welcoming and training new volunteers, ensuring everyone understands the responsibilities and standards required of our HSE-registered soup run. And speaking of volunteers, we are truly blessed. Tonight, while chatting to one of our newer volunteers, we discovered that he is studying law and, please God, will qualify as a barrister next year. It was such a lovely moment. Here is someone working towards a demanding professional career, yet still finding time to stand on the streets of Dublin and serve people less fortunate than himself. And he is just one of so many. Among our volunteers are doctors, nurses, students, mothers, professionals, and people from every walk of life. Different backgrounds. Different journeys. Different stories. But all united by one thing: compassion. ❤️ There is something incredibly humbling about standing alongside people who give so freely of their time, who ask for nothing in return, and who understand that kindness and dignity should never depend on someone's circumstances. We are so fortunate to have them. And to every person who continues to support Muslim Sisters of Éire, please know that we could not do this without you. Your donations, your generosity and your belief in what we do allow us to keep showing up, week after week, for people who have so little. The queues are getting longer. The stories are getting harder. And the need is not going away. But neither are we. Because nobody should have to stand in a queue for two hours wondering whether they will have enough food to get through another day. If you would like to support our soup run and help us continue this vital work, please consider donating below - msoe.ie/donate/ Every contribution, no matter how small, makes a difference. #MuslimSistersOfEire #MSOE #HomelessnessIreland #DublinHomeless #SoupRun #CommunitySupport #CompassionInAction #Volunteers #Humanity #DignityForAll
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Englishman in New York
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Can’t post my Leap Scarecrow photos cos I’m pitching an article on it. One rejection already cos no room for it at this point this week.. Any publication want it? It’d be funny. I hope. #westcork #leap #scarecrowfestival
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Brilliant from Wolves …what a contrast to Man Utd stopping free transport to the Cup Final for back room staff to save costs ….
Carl Ikeme had been at Wolves pretty much his entire career when he was diagnosed with acute leukaemia. He'd come through as a teenager and racked up more than 200 games, and the shirt still meant something every time he wore it. In the summer of 2017, routine pre-season tests changed everything. Instead of getting ready for another season, he was fighting for his life. Football took a back seat for the next year. He was in hospital in Manchester, with his partner Saba by his side, and Wolves never went anywhere. “They constantly asked if there was anything I needed when I was in hospital in Manchester.” “They sorted all my treatment, looked after me and were there for me any time I had to call.” That same season, Wolves won the Championship and went up to the Premier League. Ikeme didn't play a single game. When he was finally told he was in remission, the treatment had taken too heavy a toll, and the doctor advised him to retire. “I can’t really risk trying to come back, my health is the priority.” “I want to be here for my children, family and friends.” So he had to come to terms with never playing for Wolves again. Then the club did something he never forgot: rather than simply honouring his existing deal, they put him on the improved Premier League contract he'd have got had he been fit to play. “The club helped me in ways they didn’t need to.” “They told me they weren’t just going to honour my existing contract.” “They were putting me on the improved contract I would have received for playing in the Premier League.” “They did that despite the fact I never played last season and now I’ve had to retire.” From the days of Portakabins and mini-buses to watching the return to the Premier League from a hospital room, he'd given Wolves years. Even after football was taken from him, they made sure he knew he still belonged. “I’m proud this is my club and it always will be.” “I’m proud I can always come back to Wolverhampton and always have friends here.” “And be loved.”
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It’s easy to take Jane Austen for granted because we live in the world that she created. We struggle to see how groundbreaking and innovative her novels are because they set the template for all modern fiction. Pride & Prejudice, to cite the most obvious example, did more than invent a genre. Anyone who now writes a story in which two people fall in love is either inspired by her or reacting against her. She’s like Tolkien in that sense. But she did much more than that. She perfected a method of narration known as “free indirect discourse” that’s now used by virtually every writer. You have only to read the novels of pre-Austen writers to see what a tremendous difference she made through her use of this technique. Literary scholar John Mullan argues that Emma launched a revolution in form & technique that’s comparable to the innovations of Joyce and Proust. It is the favorite novel of Susanna Clarke and of Katherine Rundell, who calls it “a book that shows as much of the sweep of the human heart, of fear, love, morality, untruth, foolery and triumph as a Shakespearean drama.” It is also, arguably, the novel that invented the mystery genre, having what J. K. Rowling has called the biggest twist in literature. You don’t notice the greatness of Austen for the same reason a fish doesn’t know that it lives in water.
I've read Pride and Prejudice and to this day I have no idea what the hell people see in it. It's not a bad book but I don't see it as being much beyond a glorified romcom. Pointing out foibles? Yeah, every half-decent writer does that. So what is Austen so good at? Liz Bennet hates her mother and thinks her father, while well meaning, is an idiot (Austen doesn't seem to consider there to be anything wrong with any of that). Then there's Mr. Collins the clergyman whom the girls dislike despite his status in life. Okay, no one's entitled to someone else's romantic love but what great insights does the book contain on that? What about any of this is supposed to be so impressive? Dickens would handle a failed courtship more efficiently and entertainingly. Just compare with Mr. Stryver's attempt at marrying Lucie Manette in A Tale of Two Cities.
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mybook.to/JiG68 🏖Six romantic murder mysteries. #BookLovers ✨KU✨ "Outlander meets Clive Cussler" Abigail and Nat are made for one another but he’s the most wanted man in the country, and she is the Pinkerton Detective sent to bring him in. "fabulous ‘whodunnit’
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This weekend, Scottish football faced miserable conditions. Players struggled to move the ball or string a pass together. Then Storm Boelo hit
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The Woman of the Day is the Anglo-Saxon noblewoman Godgifu of West Mercia, the only woman to remain a landholder in Britain after those robbing Normans swept in and stole everything that wasn’t nailed down (and quite a few things that were). Of course you’ve heard of her. You’ve heard of the Godiva Procession which was instituted in 1678 by Coventry Fair to commemorate the legendary ride by the Lady. Taking pity on the people of Coventry suffering grievously under her husband's oppressive taxation, she called his bluff that he would repeal the taxes if she would strip naked and ride through the streets of the town, clothed only in her long hair. She only agreed on the condition that everyone stayed indoors and shut their windows, but a tailor known ever afterwards as Peeping Tom disobeyed and was struck blind. Allegedly. It was all bunkum. Absolute bunkum. Lady Godiva’s real name was Godgifu. She married Leofric, Earl of Mercia, but both she and her husband were major philanthropists and among the most munificent of the Anglo-Saxon nobility until the Norman Conquest in 1066 (and those robbing Normans came along, etc). In Anglo-Saxon times, in laws dated around 1008 AD, women enjoyed full property rights, from peasant to nobility. They could own land, farms, houses. Upon marriage, a husband was legally required to give his wife a Morgengifu (Morning Gift): land, money, or goods, which remained her independent property that she could sell, give away, or manage as she chose. Women wrote their own wills and left property to whomever they chose including children, servants, or religious institutions, and they didn’t need their husband's permission. All that stopped after 1066. The new feudal system tied land ownership to military service, something women were barred from providing. Women became the chattels (property) of their husbands if they were married, or their fathers if they were not, a legal state known as coverture. Still, I’m sure the Normans thought they were being progressive and inclusive, two words I’ve come to loathe. But I digress. Godgifu survived the death of her husband and was mentioned in the Domesday Book, one of the few Anglo-Saxons and the only woman to remain a major landholder after the Conquest. Godgifu certainly would have ridden a horse but not in protest and certainly not minus her clothes. Still, the idea of it proved quite a crowd pleaser at Coventry Fair in 1678, even though the first fake Lady Godiva was actually a lad. Yes, I know. Some things just don’t change. In the intervening years, the myth was spiced up by the Puritans to prove a moral point but dampened down by other Protestants to make it fit for delicate ears. Never forget: the objectification of women is eternal, along with its fraternal twin, misogyny. The two generally go hand in hand. Despite several attempts to shut down the procession — in 1845, the Mayor got fed up with the crowds jostling to get a better view of her, expostulating, “It’s a disgrace”, and in 1854, the Bishop of Worcester protested against “a Birmingham whore being paraded through the streets as Lady Godiva” — it continued as a annual event until the 1960s. Godgifu’s date of birth is unknown but she died in her mid-fifties in 1067 after the Norman Conquest of 1066. The Domesday Book of 1086 notes that the lands formerly held by her had passed to others. Men of course. Chattels are property, and property cannot own property. Married women finally achieved independent taxation in their own right in 1990. Prior to that, their husbands were responsible for paying tax on their income unless she obtained his signature and consent to claim her own single person's allowance and pay tax on her own earnings. Her unearned income — such as investment or savings interest — still legally belonged to him. And of course, the "marital rape exemption" — the legal assumption that a wife could not withhold sexual consent from her husband under the marriage contract — was not formally abolished in English law until 1991. 935 years. It only took 935 years in this country to demolish the legal status and definition of Woman as Property, and despite the Supreme Court ruling, we still find ourselves having to dismantle the definition of Woman as a feeling — with political parties, Civil Service departments, with trade unions, charities, retailers, and with sporting bodies. I know many of us are tired of fighting the same old battles but keep going, sisters. “We woman suffragists have a great mission — the greatest mission the world has ever known. It is to free half the human race, and through that freedom to save the rest.” Emmeline Pankhurst, 17 October 1912.
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My latest cartoon for tomorrow's @Telegraph Buy a print of my cartoons at telegraph.co.uk/mattprints Original artwork from chrisbeetles.com
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I. Have. Been. Satirised 🖤🍺😅🖤🍺😅 facebook.com/share/p/1ArfVGS…
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Over four years since I first poured myself into the oldest pub debate, and 2+ years after my book came out, the media are finally reporting my findings. Of all the articles produced so far, this is probably now the closest to accurate... theguardian.com/culture/2026…
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The Nazi guards never heard the baby crying inside her toolbox. If they had, 2,500 children would have died. In 1942, a 32-year-old Polish social worker named Irena Sendler walked into the Warsaw Ghetto carrying a simple toolbox. She had a permit to check for typhus outbreaks. The guards waved her through. Hidden beneath the wrenches and rags was a six-month-old baby. She walked past armed soldiers and handed the child to a Polish family waiting outside the walls. The next morning she walked back in and did it again. For three years Irena smuggled approximately 2,500 Jewish children out of the Warsaw Ghetto. She hid infants in toolboxes, sedated children and smuggled them in coffins, concealed them in ambulances under stretchers, and used sewer pipes. Every child received a new Polish name. Irena recorded everything—real names, new names, locations—on tissue paper sealed in glass jars and buried in a friend’s garden. By October 1943 the Gestapo caught her. They tortured her, broke both her legs and both her feet, and beat her unconscious. She gave them nothing. After months they sentenced her to death. The night before her execution, the underground bribed a guard. He led her out and recorded her as “executed.” She went immediately back to work and continued until the war ended. When the war ended she dug up the jars and spent months trying to reunite children with families. Most parents had died in the camps. For decades almost no one knew about her. Then in 1999 four teenage girls in Kansas found a brief mention of a woman who had saved 2,500 children. They researched and wrote a play. At age 89 Irena Sendler became famous. She was honored by Pope John Paul II and nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize. She died in 2008 at age 98. One estimate suggests those 2,500 rescued children produced approximately 6,000 descendants. She was a social worker with a permit and a toolbox. She walked into hell every day for three years and walked out carrying children. The Nazis broke her legs. They couldn’t break her will.
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A love piem a day. October 21st.
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There are only three British women who have won the Olympic 800m gold medal: 🇬🇧 Ann Packer (Tokyo 1964 – 2:01.01 WR) 🇬🇧 Kelly Holmes (Athens 2004 – 1:56.38) 🇬🇧 Keely Hodgkinson (Paris 2024 – 1:56.72) Women first competed in the Olympic 800m at the Amsterdam 1928 Games but the event wasn't held again until Rome 1960. Packer struck Olympic 800m gold OTD in 1964.
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Probably the right call made by the ref here. No point getting 15 minutes in then having to call the game off. Sometimes it pays to be cautious.
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