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State Lines Six years after Shane and Ilya’s relationship ends in disaster, Shane is living the perfect life. He has the perfect husband, the perfect friends and a whole future planned. It would be a shame if his new Russian tutor turned out to be the ex he’s definitely over.
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fiona@hollanovhuh7h
someone check ilya’s alibi. she could’ve died the reporter could’ve died
ABC 7 Chicago
@ABC7Chicago23h
A brand-new employee made a smashing start to her career at a Texas salon, as the glass sliding door she was closing exploded into hundreds of tiny pieces, leaving her client and other employees stunned.
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dom@dearooz15h
new load-bearing internet comment just dropped
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Twitter user JJ duck emoji Mclrnshitposts offline recently
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Reading a human rights watch report on same sex marriage recognition and wheezing that they've listed Antarctica as 'unclear laws'
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my best friend and I are bonded pair do not seperate and she's in San Jose and I am crying in my cage like a dog at the pound and she just texted me 'I love New York with my whole heart and I'd live there forever, but I'd miss you more than I'd ever love NY' and now I'm PINING
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Okay I need to go back to writing my report nobody get blocked while I'm gone
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thinking about the dumb post about ilya having big dreams til he met shane, and like what dreams… ilya has far better friends on the centaurs, friends who accept his sexuality, he’s in a better place politically, and after a couple years with the centaurs, he wins the cup
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laura@summerbloods14h
truly hollanov are each other's dreams!!!
yūki 🇵🇸@shanessnoopyOct 26
thinking about the dumb post about ilya having big dreams til he met shane, and like what dreams… ilya has far better friends on the centaurs, friends who accept his sexuality, he’s in a better place politically, and after a couple years with the centaurs, he wins the cup
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The sooner we all embrace that sexiest man alive has always been an organised PR campaign by whoever is chosen in collaboration with People, the sooner we shall all reach enlightenment
Film Updates
@FilmUpdates16h
People Magazine teases the 2026 Sexiest Man Alive
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The way Ilya's dreams were to find family, achieve career success and be free from his abusive father and brother and he literally achieved all three either while with or directly through Shane.
yūki 🇵🇸@shanessnoopyOct 26
thinking about the dumb post about ilya having big dreams til he met shane, and like what dreams… ilya has far better friends on the centaurs, friends who accept his sexuality, he’s in a better place politically, and after a couple years with the centaurs, he wins the cup
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mat 🦇@user_300715Oct 26
Do you guys ever think about how Shane could have died the reporter could have died
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I'd like to extend my sincerest apologies to apparently the entire world for getting everyone blocked
jj 🦆@mclrnshitposts18h
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you’re laughing. shane and the reporter could have died when ilya threw a puck carrying a kinetic energy equivalent to 100 million megatons of tnt and you’re laughing.
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Amigo
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"it's just a ship" maybe to YOU. i absorbed it into my soul
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ivy@hollanovsOct 25
we are sacrificing everyone on hrtwt for them
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jess@hollavnovOct 26
i will never get over them
Amigo
@TopboixOct 24
"it's just a ship" maybe to YOU. i absorbed it into my soul
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agos@agoslvsshaneOct 25
mi canción 🙂‍↕️
mi’asia 🔮
@glowinasiaOct 25
WHAT THE FUCK DOES HUDSON KNOW ABOUT FROM THE DINING TABLE????
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Is that fucking Cody Simpson
hector@bangerrzOct 23
não existe melhor tiktoker do que esses dois juntos
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Listening to my podcast about Canadian foreign policy while I make my dinner so that I can be free to write my horny Hollanov once I've eaten, it's important to always contain multitudes
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