@me_diddle

Vr porn enthusiast

 San Francisco, CA
Joined May 2018
  • Tweets3.8K
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  • Followers75
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born to late to explore the world, too early to explore the stars but just in time to finance a burger on the mcdonald’s app
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Yosutebitoo@yosutebitooSep 21
Why are black people terrified of this cute little guy
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Tony 🌍
@NeetWorldOrderSep 20
16 year old me: I can't wait to turn 18 and have my own place and car Me at 26:
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Doc(T)or FDR Hater@fdr_h8rSep 15
I think international law aligns with whatever country has orbital weapons
Romi@rdeol7280Sep 14
Replying to @washingtonpost
Wasn't there an international law against most weapons being allowed in space?
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GEORGE LUCAS JR.
@VitoComedySep 8
I think internet articles should have to include a photo of who wrote them
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Maciek Lipa
@maciekl_Sep 3
“A retard in motion is always better than a genius at rest”
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@_tm3kSep 2
A retard in motion is always better than a genius at rest
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fit goes so hard i call that shit a boner
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Daniel
@growing_danielAug 8
This is how electric wheelchairs should work
Ilir Aliu
@IlirAliu_Aug 7
I’ll die on this hill: This could have been Boston Dynamics’ most profitable robot. Absolute money printer.
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what if Rosa Parks was just sitting in a handicap seat?
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call it the laBARatory the way i keep mixing all these liquors in my stomach
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the question of the day is what to do if you’re not enjoying a cigarette…. i wouldn’t know it’s never happened to me
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planefag
@planefagJul 4
Does it have AC?
R⎊M@LDNRomJul 3
So America turns 250. That's cute. My local pub is 364 years old.
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Magills
@magills_Jun 27
Then they came for Scott Weiner and I didn’t speak up because I never wrote a bill that made it legal to give someone AIDS
New York Post
@nypostJun 27
Humiliation for would-be Pelosi successor Scott Wiener as he's chased from SF Trans March trib.al/RJx68fN
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nowherelad
@nowherelad1Jun 26
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jun@wembytipJun 19
Replying to @cxllum7
@cxllum7
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sometimes you just gotta wear a suit to the dive bar to feel something
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It didn’t work out
seed oil prince 🦇
@seedoilprinceJun 15
I’m quitting racist cartoons to pursue my real dream of foot modeling. Major updates to come.
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Raeal
@RaealTVMay 27
Replying to @ShepGoesBlep
yeah i like to imagine i'm a roomba at mach fuck
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