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Bellevue, WA
Joined April 2009
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平静的海面养不出优秀的水手
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Returning here to give kudos to @alisontheperson for an *INCREDIBLE* short story in Reality Fracture. What a great characterization of people I've followed for decades. ...Oh god, it HAS been decades, I think I need to go lie down.
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OPEN THE CONTENT VAULT YOU HAVE NOTHING LEFT TO LOSE
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I’m making this from my phone and I normally stick to Dawgs, but obligatory:
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disney adults suck but i have a level of respect for muppet adults. i get it
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nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early astronaut: moon's haunted nasa employee: what? astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* moon's haunted
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“oblivion doesn’t do anything new, it’s just lotr fanfiction” oh, ok “in more interesting tes instalments it’s implied that nirn’s creation began with music” oh haha I’ve got really bad news
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Anakin: …is it possible to learn this power? Palpatine: *grins* not from a Jedi. Which is why I use SkillShare. SkillShare is an online learning community where you can learn—and teach—just about anything. Get two months of Skillshare Premium for free with coupon code "SHEEV"
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Scientists have successfully cloned Elvis. Despite not using actual Elvis DNA, he looks and acts exactly like how Elvis probably did. From a phenotypical perspective, they're the same person.
TIME's new cover: The dire wolf is back after over 10,000 years. Here's what that means for other extinct species ti.me/4jlJB54
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THEY'RE SINGING THE PILLARS 2 SEA SHANTIES I MUST JOIN THEM 🥹
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Go Mariners.
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"sixty four of god's own megabytes" is a top-ten phrase, for me
is there a specific post that you still think about
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oh wow anyways check this out
Fun fact - all the usual advice about forming habits is completely useless if you have ADHD, because habit formation is a biochemical process that our brains are literally incapable of completing. We can NEVER achieve the autopilot that habits are for non-ADHDers.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
It is not impossible for people with ADHD to form habits; it is just more difficult with ADHD due to executive function and lower dopamine in ADHD brains. Habit formation is still possible. pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC67…
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Everyone's talking about "Trump's plans" and shit, while the dude couldn't plan his way out of a paper bag. I'm still waiting for him to try and deport Native Americans.
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At this point I'm waiting for someone to unironically say "communism is a tool of fascism" or some shit. (because it's used to divide their opponents, further entrenching the fascist arm of the Republican party, right? RIGHT?)
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first ever recorded instance of a sinking ship fleeing onto a rat
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Like, what does a vtuber even DO with creator merch with their persona's name on it? It's not like you can wear it in public or anything.
I was very surprised when @CapcomUSA_ reached out to me because they wanted to send me the @monsterhunter limited creator merch kit for monster hunter wilds launch 😳 Thank you so much for the opportunity, I was shocked to be picked for this
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Damn he parried your shit too?
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This is the stupidest day in American history, a record that will be broken by every subsequent day in American history.
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