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havent jacked off in 3 days i almost nutted in my pants during the racially motivated TSA patdown
in chicago if youre driving after 11pm on a thursday friday or saturday night im gonna estimate that 30% of traffic has a bac of over .08
Replying to @blondecurtains
Not excusing it, but I don’t think people understand how many people on the road are drunk at any given time. Alcoholics still have to go to work, and they aren’t gonna pay for uber if they go to a bar every night
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how gagged I was when woodbine chance was reaped as the second male tribute in the 50th hunger games
plo retweeted
No one:
Absolutely nobody:
Any #Survivor51 contestant: God I fucking hate that boring loser Mike so much
Replying to @colbywade29 @PhillyJanet
I do not care













