@metamorph0sing

if i'm falling, i'll do it like an angel @sluttysolipsism

 Chicago, IL
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Joined May 2017
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you’d think i’m the one from florida with the way i behave sometimes
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Imagine sitting in a corner, just losing your religion and some asshole throws a spotlight on you.
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crittur@miwwmiuOct 27
Is there a help line for kind girls
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finally
@FinallyX15h
babe wake up, weak men are creating hard times
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i want cereal (i’m out of soy milk 💔)
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the horrors persist but so does my ability to make everything about me
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mel🐛@meldotjpeg17h
my deepest darkest kinkiest most fucked up fantasy is that there’s a hospital with all the doctors I need in one spot and they all communicate and are truly invested in me and work together and figure it out and I get better. and its $35
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Being Catholic in 2026 is just nuts. My family died in the Cristero War on the side of the Catholic Church so I can RSVP to a Sunday mass on Partiful. It’s For You dawg it’s lit.
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They should have a jeans day at the zoo. I want to see what a gorilla looks like in some archive
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my.life.fucking.rocks.its.da…
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i should be allowed to follow my friends on touchtunes
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Fyka Ansari@fykawiseOct 26
Hot take: being super intelligent at work and super stupid at love gives you the best life
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beni
@boyhellOct 27
ketamine sex is awesome because its like having sex with shapes
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realizing at 25 years old that a sense of security and comfort isn’t going to come to me magically and I have to carve out the life I want with my bare hands
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ava@awtisymOct 26
she was a burger he was a king
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xœ@sackbratzOct 27
people don’t understand how hard it is to be a girl in chicago that every body wants have sex with
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my coke plug be like “ heyyy, i’m going on vacation :) paz y amor 🙏”
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on my bed, eating beans, feeling #mexican
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Fortesa Latifi
@hifortesaOct 25
fighting the patriarchy by being the less domestically capable person in my heterosexual relationship
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blaire@pissshit90001Oct 25
For Halloween I’m going to be an Alcoholic
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✨@huzunbugusugibiOct 24
✍🏻✍🏻✍🏻
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