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the woman holding the matcha is taking it
An Elizabeth Holmes and Nathan Fielder lookalike competition is currently happening at Washington Square Park.
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Do NOT laugh at a movie unless it is EXPLICITLY listed as a comedy. There is NOTHING funny about ANY other genre. Grow up!
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One thing about glee is they were gonna make that song work into the plot one way or another.
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YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING immediately 35% better if Nathan tells us why him and his girlfriend broke up
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This is how Billy describes Elizabeth Holmes the first time he met her as his reason for not recognizing her
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My little cousin annoyed me and my first instinct was to vaguely shade him in a subtweet
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You shouldn’t ask out your friends. You shouldn’t date people you like. You should only be romantically involved with the worst people alive so you can make Reddit posts about it
Forgot my earphones so now I’m in the car with my brother for two hours listening to shit talk radio #ihatemillennials
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am I the only one who wants to see Jenna Ortega and the girl from Obsession form their own celebrity soccer teams and compete in local matches?








































