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michael

@michael__beebe

myy second favorite civil engineer

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Joined March 2014
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Hyping myself up in the mirror before I ask my girlfriend to judge whether or not my sandwalk would be non-rhythmic enough to avoid attracting sandworms if I were to be stranded on the planet Arrakis
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Stephen A 🤝 Anton Ego Critics who find it difficult to imagine more humble origins than those of the genius chef now cooking at Gusteau’s, who is, in their opinion, nothing less than the finest chef in France 🐐🗣️
DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm) profile pictureDiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilm6 Feb 2024
Stephen A Smith answers who wins in a street fight between Ratatouille and Stuart Little. “Stuart Little lived in the confines of a nice habit, posh, affluent lifestyle, he ain’t ever had to worry about some cheese. Ratatouille? He had it rough!”
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Why didn’t they eat the eye 😭😭 they made him watch 😭😭😭
Sickos Committee (@SickosCommittee) profile pictureSickos Committee
@SickosCommittee29 Dec 2023
Requiem æternam dona eis, Domine
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Taste of Cinema (@davidcinema) profile pictureTaste of Cinema@davidcinema20 Nov 2023
What is the most powerful movie performance you've ever seen?
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I don’t think ppl fully grasp how impressive this is. Tom Cruise (age 61) has truly achieved the “impossible.” He’s managed to fit a colon, dash, AND comma into a single movie title!! What a way to “punctuate” his career! *plz excuse my pun(ctuation mark)s sigh idk sorry ugh
Mission: Impossible (@MissionFilm) profile pictureMission: Impossible
@MissionFilm5 Jul 2023
This is the mission you don’t want to miss. Get tickets now for #MissionImpossible – Dead Reckoning Part One and see it only in theatres July 12. missionimpossible.com
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Quentin Tarantino has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever
Culture Crave 🍿 (@CultureCrave) profile pictureCulture Crave 🍿
@CultureCrave6 Jul 2023
The 11-mile long IMAX print of #Oppenheimer 🎞️ It weighs ~600 pounds
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Iowa heading back to the locker room after one half in So Cal
Brett McMurphy (@Brett_McMurphy) profile pictureBrett McMurphy
@Brett_McMurphy8 Jun 2023
Big Ten’s 2024 conference schedule, sources told @ActionNetworkHQ, includes: Michigan at USC Ohio State at UCLA Wisconsin at Michigan Iowa at USC UCLA at Michigan Wisconsin at USC Nebraska at UCLA Iowa at Ohio State USC at Penn State UCLA at Iowa
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cia pride logo is a heaven's gate reference (???)

ALT cia pride logo is a heaven's gate reference (???)

CIA (@CIA) profile pictureCIA
@CIA8 Jun 2023
CIA's 2023 theme for #Pride Month is WELCO-ME! Wellness Equity LGBTQ+ Community Openness ME! Pride Month is an occasion for all of us at the Agency to pay tribute to the rich history, community, and mission contributions of our LGBTQ+ officers. #Pride2023
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#WarBoySummer
Colin McCarthy (@US_Stormwatch) profile pictureColin McCarthy
@US_Stormwatch7 Jun 2023
New York City now has the worst air quality of any city on Earth. If exposed to the current air quality in NYC for 24 hours, it would be equivalent to smoking about 6 cigarettes.
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Witness me
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Oh u think I’m not privy to pop culture? I’ve visited the Coca Cola museum in Atlanta buddy. Drank Coke varieties from countries you’ve never even heard of. What else you got, haters
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Atlas carried the world but this lady can only Kari a Lake
Benny Johnson (@bennyjohnson) profile pictureBenny Johnson
@bennyjohnson5 Aug 2022
BREAKING: @KariLake has officially won the Republican nomination for Governor in Arizona.
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Cinema hasn’t been the same since Shark Week 2013’s “Megalodon: Monster Shark Lives”
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Call him Big O cuz he’s the Oscar Robertson of time complexities
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MeN aNd WoMeN cAnT jUsT bE fRiEnDs Okay.. then explain these two:
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The bachelor guy really does look like a combination of every nfl quarterback
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Can you explain this gap in ur resume? I WAS A JUROR IN A VERY CONTENTIOUS CASE WITH 11 OTHER ANGRY MEN AND IT JUST TOOK A WHILE OKAY
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Using game theory on my mom
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U bet ur ass id rather lose-lose than win-win
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