myy second favorite civil engineer
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michael retweeted
Deleting tinder because I want to meet someone the old fashioned way (being orphaned on a tropical island, raised by gorillas, then a young English lady comes with her father to said island to study gorillas but instead finds me, teaches me the ways of humanity & falls in love)
michael retweeted
There are only 4 types of conflict in writing:
1) Man vs Self
2) Man vs Man
3) Man vs Nature
4) Big Monkey vs Dinosaur
michael retweeted
Trump was definitely that “monkey bars are base” mf when he was about to get tagged at recess
michael retweeted
Back when I was working on Bernie’s campaign, I remember suggesting to him that we send every working family seasonably scented candles (while avoiding the gauche, like pumpkin pie), and he turned to me and said, and I quote, “I fucking love your energy bitch”
michael retweeted
#bladegang has taken on the fall teapawt.net/clippinchiclets/status…
michael retweeted
I used to work at a Haunted House and I pitched a room that was a long black hallway leading to a door that said "employees only" and if you were brave enough to open that there was a sweaty guy in half a gorilla suit eating a sub saying "you guys can't be back here". – at Chicago, IL
michael retweeted
One final ride. Lets go out on top! ——> twitch.tv/pardonmytake
