KC3KOX
Lancaster, PA
Joined August 2010
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mike retweeted
I usually don't wade too deep into gay Twitter, but what's happening with the gaysovercovid insta, the Puerto Vallarta and other NYE circuit parties, and the "gay civil war" unfolding as a result is hella interesting, so here's a quick explainer thread with some thoughts. 1/x
@kencaillat $1m idea we’ve been waiting for. GET THIS. A spray. Hand sanitizer. WAIT. But you can drink it, too. WAIT. It’s also got witch hazel in it for hemorrhoids. And maybe it would kill bees. KENCAILLAT presents, DRINKABLE BEEHIND SPRAY – at Pennsylvania, USA
@Eve6 just so you know, @kencaillat is a real good friend of mine and he also happens to be Colbee Callaits dad. He has yet to acknowledge this friendship but I would die for him – at Pennsylvania, USA
#CPBJevents Happy to be here! @EnginuityLLC is celebrating in our conference room - best wishes to all of 2020’s 40 Under 40! – at Pennsylvania, USA
Happy birthday to youuuu... happy birthday to youuuu... happy birthday dear @kencaillat’s groundbreaking and completely underrated in its own time #Rumers... happy birthday to you! Hope you get to party like the good old days, minus all the cocaine and inter-relationship strife. – at Pennsylvania, USA
If using a high powered microscope that I happen to own to monitor the fact that my vasectomy worked is wrong, then baby I don't want to be right.
As I’ve gotten older I’ve come to expect a wider selection of hemorrhoid-treatment options from the stores. What a time to be alive, for the person suffering from raging hemorrhoids! @kencaillat – at Pennsylvania, USA
#JDEVOLUTION19 as ever, “people’s feelings about their work matters more than their perception of the work itself.” – at Pennsylvania, USA
#JDEVOLUTION19 underway. Congrats to John and his team for another great conference. – at Pennsylvania, USA
If you’ve ever started a speech or essay with “Webster defines ____ as...” then I’d like to punch you right in the butt – at Pennsylvania, USA
Ken Caillat McHenry and Colbie Caillat McHenry born 4/17/19. Couldn’t be any happier. .@kencaillat
.@kencaillat what would you do if you dropped your phone in the toilet, pre-flush, but post poop/pee? Would it be to immediately reach in, bravely, before you could think about it, like I did? – at Manheim, PA
mike retweeted
what in the actual fuck
In unearthed audio, Tucker Carlson makes numerous misogynistic and perverted comments mm4a.org/4Xu
@kencaillait I can go hours without you crossing my mind and then wam the smallest thing will make me think of you
