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[1] Regardless of opinion on the severity of the virus and the impact it’s having on your day-to-day life...do your best to embrace and document what’s going on around you every single day.
Michael Angel Lowe retweeted
alright this is pretty sick... introducing the 𝙋𝙖𝙩𝙝 𝙩𝙤 𝙋𝙖𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙩 🔥
the developers messed around and figured out a way to see if a victory is in your future. test it out and let us know what you think ⬇️
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Michael Angel Lowe retweeted
AT THE BUZZER!!!!
let's make this special. we're donating another additional $250 to @theMMRF for that one. LET'S DANCE. #MarchMadness
Michael Angel Lowe retweeted
if miami can already set a new record, so can we. make that bracket!!!
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Tonight @MiamiOH_BBall:
scored 80+ points
dished out 20+ assists
made 15+ threes
had fewer than 5 turnovers
Never in NCAA Tournament history had any team done that in a game.
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Tonight, @netflix put on a MASTERCLASS on how to bring people together — regardless of religion.
Tonight, we witnessed Christians, Catholics, Jews, & Muslims pray ALONGSIDE ONE ANOTHER…
That they would NEVER have to watch another live event on Netflix again. 🙏
Border crisis this.
Ukraine that.
Who’s gonna tackle the real problems…
Like people in Boarding Group 6 successfully merging in with Boarding Group 1?!
That’s who gets my vote in November. 🇺🇸🦅
“Generate an image of a lion roaring.”
Midjourney & DALL•E:
In 1731 King Frederick I of Sweden was gifted a lion, one of the first lions in Scandinavia. When the lion died shortly after, it was given to a taxidermist and this was the end product. The taxidermist and the museum keepers had never actually seen a lion before, and did not know how they were supposed to look. As a result, the resulting mount was especially anatomically inaccurate, most apparent in its face.
Dude. We were soooooo close to HIV / AIDS being eradicated… and then @netflix just…?!
@DaveChappelle was right about y’all.
People will never understand how electric Twitter was w/ Trump 😂
Based on his demented state, theres about a 3% chance Biden is writing any of his tweets…
But we knew DAMN WELL it was Trump behind the keys.
Kim Jung Un & Putin were catching ricochets AT LEAST once a month😭
So I bought one of those desk chairs that have a massage chair built in…
Don’t make the same mistake.
My back is INSANELY sore from all the massages it got today
Back in high school, I was that Asshole sitting in Spanish class saying:
“Within the next 10 years we’ll have tech that can translate spoken conversations in real time. I’m fine with my C-”
8 years later and that asshole was right!
Miami Dolphins coaching staff hearing Tua has movement in all extremities w/ 12.5 minutes to go until the 2nd Half:
Watching #CollegeGameday and firmly believe Lee Corso has 5+ years left in the tank…
As long as we can get him whatever drug cocktail they gave to Joe Biden before the 2nd Presidential Debate.
Make it happen @AOC 🙏
Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate.
Our deepest fear is tearing our ACL while doing a euro step, alone in the kitchen, at 11pm on a week night.
No coming back after that one.
“Money is a bad/thoughtless gift”
- Somebody who never got the Chase notification for having $-2.87 in their Checking Account
This is exactly how communism was integrated into the USSR.
Following the Bolshevik coup in 1917, Lenin began villainizing the Kulaks (people owning 5+ acres of land and/or livestock).
The Kulaks were largely unaffected by Lenin’s Coup & now a HUGE threat to his plans.
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7. Dekulakization
Stalin’s goals with Dekulakization were simple:
- Eliminate the Kulaks
- Get all land under state control
After having their land seized, the Kulaks would be:
- Shot
- Sent to local gulags or Siberian gulags
Millions more would die between 1929 and 1933.