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Joined August 2011
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It was a customers birthday yesterday and I asked how old is he and he said “44” and I was like yessss angel numbers and he didn’t respond
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Couple weeks ago a guy said he didn’t have cash for a tip so I asked him what gift cards he’s got in his wallet and that’s how I got my Starbucks🖤
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So are all women in their mid 20s having mood swings or do I need to see a doctor
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Living alone is so scary every noise makes me think I’m about to have to fight for my life
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I love playing slots cuz he puts the money in and I press the big shiny button 😍😍😍
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I would sit down with Squidward and be the first person to just truly listen.
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I just asked this 70 year old man if he was a scorpio and he said yes
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getting myself so worked up over stuff I made up in my own head 😦😦😦😦😦
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my boss said he checks the cameras in the early mornings sometimes and it’s just me playing fun run for 90 minutes on his dime
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I just remembered that I met an older guy for the first time at the bar and 4 days later he sent me a video on fb of him singing over the rainbow
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I just hit a curb and my kid said “excuse me!” from his car seat lmfao
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My tweets be like 836 views 2 likes
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Speedway < 711 < Marathon < Love’s < BP < Shell < Circle K < Casey’s
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What should I rank next
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Country music makes me wanna get down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend
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*A customer leaning in so far over the bar that I can hear his heartbeat*: I’ll have a vodka sprite :)
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I have so much pent up from being normal for the past three weeks.
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I can’t believe the rent is due e very month
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