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Power user of the internet.

London/Everywhere
Joined February 2009
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BREAKING: World Comforted, Reassured By Brands' Social Media Posts About How We'll All Get Through This Together
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me: do anything fun over the weekend? strategists:
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Gonna start drinking that No Name beer for the a e s t h e t i c
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{\__/} ( • . •) / >❤ u want this? {\__/} ( • - •) ❤ < \ then give me a written brief with an actual budget
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What is it that you do? Advertising. Mostly online. Social media stuff. Interesting. Does that really work? Because I can't remember ever buying anything because of something I saw on the Internet. Can you please pass the ketchup.
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I can't recall a single incident from my life where this was true.
People don't buy what you do, they buy why you do it.
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BREAKING: Consumers Collectively Ask Themselves "Why The Fuck Would I Ever Use That Ad Campaign's Hashtag?"
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By age 35, millennials should have 40,000 avocado toasts set aside for retirement.
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It is the year 2032 Twitter has been abandoned except for brand accounts who continue to talk to each other and roast bots every once in a while
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yeah outside is nice but have you ever been inside on a couch
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What if... millennials want experiences AND things?
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Stay soft life is hard .
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me carefully crafting a tweet that will get 12 likes
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Today is national pi day and I still have to work that’s pretty messed up
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test and learn and forget
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If you're not enjoying this fine evening by polishing off a tasty MoonPie at home then you probably have a very active and healthy social life so props on that
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Hmm that's funny let me look... nope, the meeting wasn't on my calendar.
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it's 2018 and twitter is my favorite social media platform
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Let’s be honest: Tuesday is just another failed social experiment.
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