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BREAKING: World Comforted, Reassured By Brands' Social Media Posts About How We'll All Get Through This Together
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❤ < \ then give me a written brief with an actual budget
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What is it that you do?
Advertising. Mostly online. Social media stuff.
Interesting. Does that really work? Because I can't remember ever buying anything because of something I saw on the Internet.
Can you please pass the ketchup.
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BREAKING: Consumers Collectively Ask Themselves "Why The Fuck Would I Ever Use That Ad Campaign's Hashtag?"
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By age 35, millennials should have 40,000 avocado toasts set aside for retirement.
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It is the year 2032
Twitter has been abandoned except for brand accounts who continue to talk to each other and roast bots every once in a while
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If you're not enjoying this fine evening by polishing off a tasty MoonPie at home then you probably have a very active and healthy social life so props on that

















