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Joined February 2010
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(Cognitive behavioral therapy enjoyer I just cut off in traffic) Think positively. He is probably in a rush for a reason. Maybe he’s late for a job interview. Maybe his wife is giving birth Me: I’m da king of da highway
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My bookcase is finally complete @pants
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Gonna need to update this 😬
I wrote about the worst misses of the Premier League season -- the easiest shots that didn't go in the goal, the biggest chances that would've shifted the title, relegation, and top-four races. Lots of Liverpool, and, uh, David Datro Fofana: espn.com/soccer/insider/stor…
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Need to get @theCJS to this in 2025.
STRONGER MENS CONFERENCE 2024 was one for the books! What an incredible weekend - God moved in powerful ways and thousands of men were impacted! 🙌 We can’t wait for SMC25!
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Don’t much care for the mocking chants directed at Steve Clark #crew96
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Minutes apart. One player gets a yellow and one doesn’t 🤔🤔 #CINvTOR #TFCLive #AllForCincy Pay the refs already.
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Conflicting emotions here. I feel deeply seen and understood but I also feel attacked. @pants
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Liverpool beat Arsenal and United if Jota was healthy.
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Zucc in the bunker
Mark Zuckerberg is reportedly building a massive $100 million compound in Hawaii with an underground bunker, escape hatch, and a “blast-resistant door.” The 5,000-square-foot underground bunker will be self-sufficient with its own energy, food, and water supply, @WIRED reports.
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A most MASSIVE congratulations to my friends @neilsika, @brett_hiltbrand, @jordangeli, @MKulwinski15 for winning an EMMY for their 2022 Columbus #Crew96 coverage!!!! So happy/excited for them!!!!
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Mexico currently a distant third best in CONCACAF. You love to see it.
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#Crew96 should sign Daley Blind. He’d be a perfect addition to their 3 CB system.
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Keep forgetting that I want to start listening to Guys: With @murderxbryan and finally got around to adding it to my playlist. Was literally the top suggestion for me. Sometimes the conputers know too much.
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Conputers was not a flub. That’s what I call them. It’s slang. Don’t say it was a flub.
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