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do you think when someone gets kicked out of slipknot they're happy because they can finally get their keg deposit back
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I was at a party once where the host made all of us hide in the basement so he could trick an annoying drunk guy into leaving because it was “over”. I’m pretty sure this happened to you
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I'm tired of you miserable prícks talkin' about the election every fückin' day. Go out and try gettin' laid instead. Cöcksückers.
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Online betting's killin' us now, T. Can't even smack a guy around anymore without him moving his action to the apps.
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If I desperately wanted attention, I would skip the whole influencer thing and instead move to Pennsylvania and call myself an “undecided voter”
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There were ~36K US Steel jobs in the Pittsburgh region at the very beginning of the 1980s. Maybe (a stretch) 3K jobs now. Down 90-ish%. Other local steel companies have just vanished. All this angst for what little is left says more about us than the state of the steel industry.
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"Early bird dinner customers are like earthworms, you never know how many are out there until it rains" #cookquotes
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“So it’s 2004 and I’m driving the Dave Matthews Band tour bus over the Kinzie Street bridge…”
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My unpopular opinion is that it doesn't matter if JD Vance actually had sex with a couch, what matters is that we're making memes about it and we're going to continue to make memes about it every single day that he's involved in politics
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My son, Emoji Fortnite, looked up from his Macedonian lesson and said, “Trump ad portas,” to which my daughter, Salomé Athena, replied, “Trump et Vance sont une grande maladie; Kamala est le grande remède.” In the distance, my Italian greyhound, Panini, howled, signaling Vespers.
