cori @cori_amato / comedian @manicpixiememequeen on ig / writer / singer-songwriter / astrologer / mental health + fibromyalgia advocate 🌻🖤🦉🔮🦇🌙👻🌹💛🌿

the mermaid cafe
Joined November 2017
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In the depths of mercury retrograde:
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Elephant in the room : ADDRESSED Ducks : In a fucking row Horses : HELD Eggs: In so many baskets Bigger Fish : Fried Ace : Up my sleeve 2 Birds : Stoned
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If Taylor swift wanted to make another billion dollars I’d be listening to I’d Lie from the vault right now but I’m not
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Heavily produced celebrity Halloween photoshoots
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this is the most Sundayest Saturday ever
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watched several vine compilation videos last night
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I need 70 cocktails 40 xanax, sex, a spa, a massage, medical marijuana, a bath, an IV, a manicure, a cupcake and a hug
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logged into my period cycle app that i had a positive ovulation test & then twenty minutes later all of my suggested instagram reels were baby videos
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Watching my vocabulary rub off on other people
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my mom entering the room: when THE FUCK is venus retrograde going to GET THE FUCK OUT
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had to ask a friend to turn on subtitles for a film we were watching because i can't hear without them
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STOP PUTTING PLASTIC DECALS ON COTTON T-SHIRTS
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Hit the waitress with a classic “it was terrible” when she took my clean plate away
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none of them will ever live up to this again
I know everyone is like “can we get hot actors in romcoms again pls!!” When the real issue is the lack of chemistry BECAUSE they keep hiring actors who are hot and can’t act
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woke up before my alarm feeling rested but decided to try to get back to sleep anyway & then i woke up 45 minutes after my alarm actually went off feeling like this
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on a totally superficial note…whoever is doing paul mccartney’s hair color…incredible. you aren’t getting paid enough
Paul McCartney imitating the kind of songs that are hits these days
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how it feels being the friend that doesn’t drive
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I love that period when you find a great album & you don't care about anything except the album. You forget about everything, it’s just you & the album.
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Is it me or is OCTOBER doing 90 mph in a 15 😭😭😭 like hold tf on…
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