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DFW, TX
Joined August 2007
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For me it is “Always Alright” by Alabama Shakes.
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2011: The world’s gonna end next year...like probably....bc of something w the Mayans People: *freaking out* 2019: There is SCIENTIFIC PROOF that Global Warming is rapidly destroying life as we know it, and we need change, fast. People: lol ok – at San Diego, CA
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HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS
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Yo @Wendys how many retweets for a year of free chicken nuggets?
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This is just the fucking start. #ThreeBillboards
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Ron Perlman (@perlmutations) as "Leonard Smalls", originated by Randall "Tex" Cobb! RAISING ARIZONA Live Read! Thursday! @LACMA
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Oh man. Gorgeous, touching obituary for Tony Scott by @KevinFCorrigan. This one's a gut-punch: huff.to/QKxr16
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Let the maple syrup of your soul slowly drench the pancakes of your life. #gentlePortlandTweets
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Ask me again if it's done, and I'll add your fucking burial as a deliverable.
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For years Texans hav driven 2 OK 4 gambling, & Oklahomans hav driven 2 TX 4 porn & tattoos. It's kept us connected
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#Follow RT @Ty_Schutz I gave my plant Evian water this morning and now it does yoga and judges me.
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New Siri Hack Will Start Your Car If You Ask Nicely tcrn.ch/ur2qqG by @chrisvelazco
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Suck it, fucksacks. (Please RT)
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"Liberation" rhymes with "inebriation" . . . FOR A REASON.
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RIP Steve Jobs: Now you're truly in the Cloud.
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This Wall Street protest is great! The lines are so short at Starbucks now!
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The average SAT reading score for the class of 2011 was 497 -the lowest score since tracking began in 1972. (Nice work dummies!)
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You can name a baby, Dream Killer. It's not illegal.
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