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@monkeydbum

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Joined April 2026
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I thought it was the hardest shit ever when league teams would do targeted bans for certain players like Wickd's Irelia, Froggen's Anivia, Ocelot's Orianna, etc.
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Pat McAfee said this. Pat McAfee did that. Wake me up when Pat McAfee actually protects my computer from viruses like I freaking paid for.
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Would you rather eat a c0ck or a cockroach?
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Bruh it's easy af to parry in this game
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Nigga watched porn like i watch college football 😭
cee@cssavedmeOct 26
terry crews really said he’d watch porn from 10am to 11pm
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Sometimes I forget about Comey and how everything we’ve been through over the past ten years can all be traced back to him; like literal wars have been started because of what he did. It’s kinda surreal to think about it; talk about a domino effect.
BNO News
@BNONewsOct 26
BREAKING: Former FBI Director James Comey charged with leaking national defense information to a reporter in 2016
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wtf are you even supposed to do if someone calls you tsundere you’re not allowed to deny it cuz then u just sound more tsundere
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Posted my meat in r/micropenis and someone said "this gave me hope"
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do people who date cosplayers have insane cosplay sex or no
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That's why I'll always say Jobs played just as much of a role in Apple's early success as Wozniak because he was a guy who could actually make shit happen. I've met dudes like this irl. They don't care what anyone else think and just make shit happen.
Trung Phan
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The first iPhone prototype had a plastic screen. Keys in Jobs pocket kept scratching it and he went beserk. So, Jobs asked Corning to make Gorilla Glass for iPhone. Corning CEO said timeline was impossible. Job told him, “Don’t be afraid, get your mind around it. You can do it.”
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Replying to @JamesPette58903 @Tyras_Mikhail
For some people that may say "AI is not a scam", reminder that Tim Sweeney supported NFTs & Metaverse when Steam blocked them. So, "Tim Sweeney scamming" is factual. pcgamer.com/epic-boss-says-n…

Epic boss says NFT games won't be banned on the Epic Games Store

Following Mojang's announcement against the technology, Tim Sweeney says it's not Epic's place to ban them.

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It’s clearly not the dominant global culture anymore if the Chinese can get Mbappe to apologize for this. This wouldn’t have happened 20/30 years ago. It means things have shifted. We are in a new era. And this attitude was engineered by the west themselves. They are sanctioning ICC judges, calling people who question their dark history “unpatriotic”, have become the surveillance states they hate so much so it’s acceptable for other countries to do this. Cos if you can lose your job by criticizing Israel, you can also apologize for calling Mao a dictator. Bad precedence has been set.
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It's important that Western culture continues to be the dominant global culture, not Chinese or any other culture.
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Replying to @QsamaBJohnston
You foot fetish mfs are so weird
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Seen a lot of talk around the WNBA finals this year. Of course we went down for a game to see what it's actually like
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Replying to @big_business_ @Doc_Texas
He trying to get that child support payment down he ain’t slick
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Replying to @jaredwerba @RIPP_BOZ0 @IntCyberDigest
how is that a difference if they both know it
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SOTAwives
@SOTAwivesOct 26
One month into dating, her boyfriend’s startup was acquired by NVIDIA. Our #1 SF Dating advice: Lock it in before the acquisition
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i jerk off without lube or lotion 😐 is that bad? like health wise i could google but i fuking hate that gemini fuck knowing i jerk off w/o lube
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In a new poll, 15% of Americans said they believe between 1 and 5% of NCAA athletes are transgender. 14% think between it's between 6 and 25%. Meanwhile, an NCAA spokesperson confirmed that the current number is "effectively" zero thebulwark.com/p/new-poll-bu…

Hegseth Needs More T—Poll Shows He’s No Male Role Model

Our new survey explores masculinity, sports gambling, and whether Americans want their commentators running the country.

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ICE COLD FACT 💎
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