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Mike Kelley

@mpkelleydotcom

the best driver in California because I’m from Massachusetts

 Los Angeles
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Joined November 2011
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Sean Frank
@Seanfrank30 Jul 2024
Amazon is a broken mess. I have done over $50,000,000 on amazon. They dont care about me as a seller, partner, or person. I uploaded this design patent Was told “stop contacting me” What went wrong inside amazon? why do they hate small businesses and the law? A thread:
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the comments on this thread are everything wrong with twitter. i'll be back six months later to rant again🫡
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@SouthwestAir20 Sep 2022
Guitar Center: You can learn how to play the ukulele in 20 minutes. Us: prove it.
Ukeleles on Southwest plane seats.

ALT Ukeleles on Southwest plane seats.

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Every single Republican in Congress voted against making America’s biggest corporations pay their fair share in taxes.
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why is there a barbie movie. who cares
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@Delta28 May 2022
Replying to @ocarroll51
Can you calm down and allow me some time to work please ??
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Not enough people appreciate the sheer brilliance that was Happy Gilmore.
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The tide is turning on news agencies getting free content on Twitter and I absolutely love it. “I’m here with JoeBlow7, can we use this content on air and social” “only if you pay me!”
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Why do people ask if they can ask a question? Just ask the question.
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Dear concert broadcast directors, please don't ever focus on the guitarist ripping a totally awesome solo, just keep focusing on the singer looking like he's pushing out a huge dump.
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Amanda@Pandamoanimum18 Oct 2021
Woman in Tesco put a divider down on the conveyer belt for the man behind her at the checkout. He didn’t say thank you so she picked it up and put it back and, to be honest, that’s the level of pettiness I can absolutely get behind.
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togo sofas are ironically cool right? like, nobody actually likes them right?
the internet is a better place today, but i can't quite put my finger on why
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tipping is absolutely absurd. i wish i had the balls to change the little ipad number when they hand it to me but i'm too weak
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Dorrian@dgp11 Sep 2021
I love how much time United spends making its website ultra secure with 5 secret questions I always forget the answers to in case anyone logs in and books a flight for me using their credit card
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is it better to be informed and depressed or ignorant and happy note to self: don't read the new york times in the morning
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I have once again tried Capture One and once again found it completely overrated and clunky
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Some OG mpkelley work right here circa 2014
Blu Homes (@bluhomes) profile pictureBlu Homes@bluhomes18 Aug 2021
Blu homes are designed to embolden your lifestyle. Make the choice today to live in a brilliant, health-promoting home that prioritizes your mental and physical well-being. 🏡
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Is WaPo more balanced than NYT or will I want to cancel WaPo for trying to cancel Elon Musk every other article too?
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John Schell@Schell17 Aug 2021
I’ve never seen people switch their expertise from immunology and virology to geopolitics and international conflict resolution as fast as they have over the last couple days.
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