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Mike Kelley

@mpkelleydotcom

the best driver in California because I’m from Massachusetts

 Los Angeles
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Joined November 2011
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Sean Frank
@Seanfrank30 Jul 2024
Amazon is a broken mess. I have done over $50,000,000 on amazon. They dont care about me as a seller, partner, or person. I uploaded this design patent Was told “stop contacting me” What went wrong inside amazon? why do they hate small businesses and the law? A thread:
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Every single Republican in Congress voted against making America’s biggest corporations pay their fair share in taxes.
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why is there a barbie movie. who cares
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Delta
@Delta28 May 2022
Replying to @ocarroll51
Can you calm down and allow me some time to work please ??
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Amanda@Pandamoanimum18 Oct 2021
Woman in Tesco put a divider down on the conveyer belt for the man behind her at the checkout. He didn’t say thank you so she picked it up and put it back and, to be honest, that’s the level of pettiness I can absolutely get behind.
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Dorrian@dgp11 Sep 2021
I love how much time United spends making its website ultra secure with 5 secret questions I always forget the answers to in case anyone logs in and books a flight for me using their credit card
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John Schell@Schell17 Aug 2021
I’ve never seen people switch their expertise from immunology and virology to geopolitics and international conflict resolution as fast as they have over the last couple days.
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The Margaritaville Resort Times Square is officially open (atop a synagogue, no less) and @evahagberg stopped by to see, exactly, how this tropical getaway fits into the heart of NYC: archpaper.com/2021/07/what-t…

What the new Times Square Margaritaville tells us about ourselves

The Margaritaville Resort Times Square is now open, and Eva Hagberg stopped by to see what to make of a tropical resort in the middle of NYC

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James May
@MrJamesMay15 Jun 2021
Can anyone explain why it’s OK to leave horseshit on the road? Dog owners are expected to clear up, and so would I be. There’s Dobbin plop on the racing line at Wellington Arch.
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There’s nothing quite like it ❤️
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How do you watch night session @rolandgarros on prime video. I’m lost... to find to watch tennis sometimes is way too difficult
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best song on darkness on the edge of town
17%prove it all night
44%racing in the street
22%the promised land
17%darkness on the edge...
18 votes • Final results
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I went absolutely fucking psycho and made a 64-song The National bracket with @KyleWNichols please fill it out theimmensewave.substack.com/…
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"That the tide will always come in is no reason not to build sandcastles, you know?" crowcialist.substack.com/p/t…
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There’s a special place in hell reserved for people who don’t pick up their dog’s poop in public
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@F15 May 2021
IT'S HAPPENING! Next month, Romain Grosjean will get behind the wheel of an F1 car for the first time since his crash in Bahrain He will drive Lewis Hamilton's title-winning Mercedes W10 in a demo run at the #FrenchGP, then in a full test day #F1 @RGrosjean @MercedesAMGF1
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Okay fine, if nobody else is going to do it.
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this is the most relatable thing i’ve ever seen on this app
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