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This reminded me of something I experienced years ago.
I went clubbing with my friends one night and met a beautiful young lady. She looked young and fresh, so I approached her and collected her number.
We gradually started talking, but I soon noticed that she was constantly billing me. Today, it would be food; tomorrow, it would be a subscription. However, I kept showing up.
After a few days, we agreed to meet.
She came over, and as a guy, I made the first move. Unfortunately, she declined, saying she was on her period, so I had to respect that.
Then one day, something happened...
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1. Copy the GIF.
2. Paste it in a whatsapp message.
And that's it, new sticker.
Since morning I dey try to learn am who will teach me.
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I have two brothers, and what happened between them and our mother is something I will never forget.
One of my brothers had been married for several years without a biological child. He and his wife had tried everything possible, but nothing seemed to work.
My other brother had children, and during a family meeting, he boasted that he and his wife would inherit everything our father left behind because they were the ones continuing the family line.
I expected our mother to caution him, but she turned to my childless brother and said:
"What is the point of leaving properties for you? You have nobody to inherit from you. Your brother has children, so everything should naturally go to him."
My brother wiped his tears and left without saying another word.
Some time later, he and his wife adopted a child. Rather than congratulate them, Mama kept taunting them, insisting that she would never allow a stranger to inherit what belonged to the family.
Not long after, his wife became pregnant.
As if that wasn't enough, his business began to flourish. He became so financially comfortable that he no longer had any interest in what our father left behind.
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This power is to much for someone who doesn't know where to start from 😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔
My girlfriend had been having sex with her male best friend until one day...
I've been dating this lady for a year now, and she has always told me about her male best friend.
The first time I found out she had a male best friend, I told her how bad and inappropriate I thought it was. But she argued that they had known each other long before I came into her life and that she couldn't just cut him off.
She swore that there was nothing between them and that they were just best friends.
So, I didn't argue with her much and let it go.
Then one day, she sent me a message and immediately deleted it.
I asked her what she had deleted, but she insisted it was nothing. I didn't argue with her either.
I quickly picked up my Android phone and downloaded GB WhatsApp.
A few weeks later something terrible happened...
A few weeks later, she sent me another message and deleted it, but this time, GB WhatsApp had saved it.
What I saw completely broke me.
It was a video of my girlfriend having sex with her best friend. She was moaning, screaming and making sounds I had never heard from her before. We'd been together for a whole year, but she had never reacted that way with me.
I almost fainted! Thank God my friends were around.
When I confronted her, she said something that shattered me completely:
"You have a small dick."
And I wept. 😭
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THE RECEPTIONIST WHO REFUSED TO REVEAL THE VISITOR'S NAME.
"I'll have you fired before the end of today!" the managing director shouted.
His receptionist, Vanessa, remained calm.
"I understand, sir. But I promised the visitor I wouldn't reveal their identity."
"Do you even know who you're protecting? I'm the owner of this company!"
Vanessa swallowed hard.
"Yes, sir. I know exactly who visited you."
"Then tell me their name!"
She looked down at her desk.
"Please, sir. Just check the visitor's register."
He snatched the book from her desk and flipped through the pages.
Then he stopped.
His expression changed.
His lips trembled.
The name he saw was one he hadn't expected to see again.
Michael Anderson.
His younger brother.
The brother he had buried eleven years ago....
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I disagree with the idea that enjoying your own company automatically makes smoking acceptable. If someone needs a cigarette to disconnect from the world, are they truly enjoying solitude, or have they simply attached peace to a habit that can harm them? We should separate the freedom to live as we please from pretending every personal choice is harmless. Must every habit be respected just because it makes someone happy?
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同居している叔父は、毎晩、私の部屋のドアの前に一時間も黙って立っている。
両親を事故で亡くした春、二十二歳の私は、母の弟である叔父の古い家に引っ越した。独身で無口な、五十代の人だった。血のつながりはあっても、ほとんど知らない相手だ。
私は、なるべく叔父と顔を合わせないようにしていた。食事は自分の部屋で済ませ、風呂は叔父が寝たあとに入った。
最初に気になったのは、廊下の床がきしむ音だった。夜、私が布団に入ると、決まって叔父の足音が近づいてきて、ドアの前で止まる。何も言わず、何もせず、ただそこに立っている。
一か月ほどたった頃、私は我慢できなくなった。
「毎晩ドアの前に立つの、やめてもらえませんか。見張られているみたいで、怖いです」
叔父は少し驚いた顔をして、それから小さくうなずいた。
「わかった。悪かったね」
その夜から、足音は聞こえなくなった。
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隣の女性が私に最初に頼んだのは、毎晩九時に共用の壁をノックしてほしい、そして彼女が叩き返さなかったら警察を呼んでほしい、ということだった。
私が四〇二号室に越してきたのは三月。隣の四〇一号室に住むヘイルさんは七十三歳で、季節を問わずカーディガンを着ていて、玄関先にバタースコッチキャンディの瓶を置いていた。挨拶を交わしたのは五回ほどだ。ある朝、彼女は折りたたんだメモを手に、少し恥ずかしそうに私の部屋を訪ねてきた。「おかしなお願いなのは分かってるの。年寄りの頼みだと思って、聞いてくれない?」
私は引き受けた。六週間、それは単純なやりとりだった。私が「コン、コン、コン」と叩くと、向こうからも「コン、コン、コン」と返ってくる。いつしかそれは、灯台が瞬いて応えてくれるような、小さな安心になっていた。
最初の違和感は、彼女の「決まりごと」だった。ある朝、彼女はこう言った。「甥のダニエルが来ても、ドアは開けないでね。役所の人だとか、銀行の人だとか名乗っても。特にそういうときは」。笑って言ったけれど、キャンディの瓶を握る手は震えていた。
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妹から、30歳の誕生日パーティーには来ないでほしいと言われた。
理由は、レストランの席が足りなくなったから。
でも、私はその食事会のために450ドルも出していた。
妹は2か月前から誕生日の計画を立てていた。家族や親しい友人を集めて、街中の少し高級なレストランで食事をする予定だった。
当時、妹は仕事を辞めたばかりで、お金に余裕がなかった。
だから私は、少しでも力になれればと思って450ドルを負担した。
妹の誕生日を楽しいものにしてあげたかった。それだけだった。
ところが、食事会の3日前に妹から電話がかかってきた。
「ごめんね。今回は少人数でやることになったから、来なくていいよ」
私は少し驚いた。
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医療上の事情は仕方ないとして、親戚中に言いふらして子供にまで「生まれてこなければよかった」って言った時点でアウトだと思う。結果が正しかった後の「やり直せるだろ」が軽すぎる。
夫が11歳の息子のDNA鑑定をした。「親子関係なし」という結果を見たその日の夜、私の服を玄関に投げ出し、親戚全員に「妻が不倫していた」と連絡した。
結婚14年目。息子の朔也は小学5年生。
先月、夫の修一郎が突然、鑑定結果の紙をテーブルに叩きつけた。
「説明しろ。こいつは誰の子なんだ？」
夫は私に黙って、息子の血液を使った親子鑑定を依頼していた。
私は一度も浮気をしたことがない。
「何かの間違いだよ。ちゃんと調べよう」
そう言っても、夫は聞かなかった。
「まだ嘘をつくのか」
その場で義母に電話した。
義母は翌朝には親戚中に話を広めていた。
「14年間も他人の子を育てさせていたなんて、恐ろしい嫁だわ」
義父からも「もう家族とは思えない」と連絡が来た。
私は何度も潔白を訴えた。
誰も信じなかった。
そして一番ひどかったのは、息子が廊下で聞いてしまった夫の言葉だった。
「あいつなんか、生まれてこなければよかった」
その夜、息子は私に聞いた。
「お母さん、僕が生まれたせいで、お父さんは怒ってるの？」
私は息子を抱きしめた。
何も悪いことをしていない11歳の子に、どう説明すればいいのか分からなかった。
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A friend shared one of the nastiest experiences he ever had with an OS in Lagos.
He met this lady at a lounge where she had gone to meet a client. According to her, their arrangement didn’t work out, so she decided to hang around at the lounge.
She eventually came over to my friend’s table, they got talking, and before long, they agreed on a fee for her to spend the night with him.
The deal was sealed.
Fast-forward to when they got to the hotel room. My friend suggested they shower together, but the lady outrightly declined. He became curious but decided to play along.
Luckily, he decided to peep and see what she was doing. To his utter shock, he discovered that she was removing her menstrual pad and planning to wash herself before getting intimate with him.
My friend became furious and confronted her for allegedly trying to deceive him.
In her defence, she started begging and insisting that she meant no harm.
Long story short, she offered anal sex as an alternative, but that only made my friend even more uncomfortable. He declined and told her he wasn’t interested in going ahead with anything.
Now, let’s hear your experiences.
What’s the craziest, strangest or nastiest experience you’ve ever had with an OS?
And please, let’s remember that consent, honesty and sexual health matter, regardless of the arrangement.
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Gbese lo ma pa yin o 😥
JUST IN:
Tinubu Seeks House of Reps' Approval for N10.79 Trillion ($7.7bn) External Borrowing Plan in 2026 Budget
President Bola Ahmed Tinubu has written to the House of Representatives, seeking legislative approval to implement the Federal Government's proposed external borrowing of N10.79 trillion, equivalent to approximately $7.7 billion, under the 2026 Appropriation Act.
The request is aimed at raising funds to partly finance the 2026 budget deficit and support the implementation of projects and programmes captured in the national budget.
In his letter, dated October 26, 2026, Tinubu explained that the 2026 Appropriation Act provided for N29.2 trillion in new borrowings to partly finance a projected budget deficit of about N31.4 trillion.
The borrowing plan comprises N18.4 trillion in domestic borrowing and N10.79 trillion in external financing. The external component is the subject of the President's latest request to the National Assembly.
The President said the proposed external funds would be sourced through a combination of financing options, including concessional and commercial loans from multilateral and bilateral institutions, International Monetary Fund (IMF) facilities, bridge financing, direct borrowing from international financial institutions and Eurobond issuance.
He explained that the government would explore the available options simultaneously, considering their costs, benefits and the time required to access the funds. However, he indicated that greater emphasis would be placed on Eurobond issuance because of its relatively faster processing time and capacity to raise substantial funds.
Tinubu noted that the final interest rates, repayment periods and other borrowing conditions would depend on prevailing international market conditions at the time the funds are raised.
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My boss locked the door behind us.
Working as Arthur's personal assistant required patience, confidence, and a little emotional discipline.
At thirty-nine, Arthur was one of the most respected men in the company. He was wealthy, intelligent, and known for being difficult to impress. Most employees became nervous whenever he entered a room.
I had worked for him for almost a year, and I had learned to understand his moods better than most people in the office.
He was demanding, but fair. He expected excellent work and rarely praised anyone without a reason.
With me, however, there were little differences.
He remembered how I liked my coffee, noticed whenever I changed my hairstyle, and somehow knew when I was having a difficult day.
Sometimes he would stand beside my desk longer than necessary, asking questions he could easily have sent by email.
"You look tired today," he said one morning.
"I'm fine, Arthur."
"You always say that when you're not."
I laughed. "Maybe you should stop studying my face."
He smiled. "Maybe you should stop making it so interesting."
I looked down at my computer, pretending his words had not affected me.
Our attraction was never openly discussed, but it was there. In the way his eyes followed me across a room, the way his voice softened when he spoke to me, and the brief touches that neither of us seemed eager to end.
I wasn't the only one who noticed his unusual attention. A few colleagues had started making jokes about how I was always the person Arthur called first.
I laughed along, but I knew something they didn't.
I was attracted to my boss, and I suspected he felt the same.
One Thursday evening, almost everyone had gone home. I was finishing a report when Arthur appeared beside my desk.
"I need to speak with you about something important."
"Can it wait until tomorrow?"
He looked at me for a moment.
"I've waited long enough."
I followed him into his office. He closed the glass door, then turned the lock.
The sound made me look at him.
"Why did you lock it?"
"Because I don't want anyone walking in during this conversation." He placed the key on his desk. "But if you're uncomfortable, I'll open it. You can leave whenever you want."
I looked at him.
"What conversation requires a locked door?"
Arthur took a slow breath.
"The one I've been trying to have with you for six months...