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just got out of you can see everything and my main take is that it’s very distracting how much billy looks like nik stauskas
Matthew Roberson retweeted
i should be able to click a button at the beginning of a sports season that says “i’m normal” and i don’t get served any ads for crypto or gambling
girls in 5
Guess who’s back, back again…
#GIRLS, created by and starring Lena Dunham, will return to HBO Max for five new episodes.
when the natural light hits your apartment 🥰🥰🥰
and you realize everything you own is covered in dust 😔😔😔
Matthew Roberson retweeted
Is it just me or anyone else noticed social and spatial awareness completely vanishing? People freezing in doorways, hogging the entire sidewalk, planted in front of exits, blocking whole aisles, stopping at the top of escalators… Get out of the way. Other people exist here too.
i wrote about HATS
How did the baseball cap go from on-field uniform piece to fashion staple?
The baseball cap has become the lone on-field accessory to transcend its original use and become part of the civilian closet.
Here’s how ⬇️
frontofficesports.com/how-th…
i'm writing for @fangraphs again, starting with this blog about the most exciting player in baseball 🥳
Fernando Tatis Jr. Went Turbo Mode blogs.fangraphs.com/fernando… blogs.fangraphs.com/fernando…
at this point i find whatever apple is doing with the podcast app as something closer to performance art than a usable product
Matthew Roberson retweeted
guy who hasn’t stopped thinking about you for 16 hours straight: no worries if not
i will do it. i will manage the seattle mariners
Mariners Manager Dan Wilson Unlikely To Return In 2027 mlbtraderumors.com/2026/09/m…
[rewatchables voice] unanswerable questions……how much money did bill put on the mariners to win the west?
Matthew Roberson retweeted
listeners of the tipping pitches podcast heard this months ago from our beloved third chair @mroberson22
gotta tip your hat to the europeans. just when you think they can’t possibly come up with a dumber design for a shower, they go ahead and outdo themselves



















