Bring back the feeling of shame.
Christina Aguilera said her best skill in bed is BLOWJOBS - and called herself a “PROMOTER OF THE SWALLOW.” 💀
Alex Cooper asked what she’s best at in the bedroom.
“It’s got to be blowjobs.”
Then she went further.
“I’m a promoter of the swallow, OK. I didn’t put in that hard work for nothing.”
And then came the places.
The studio soundboard.
Planes.
Under blankets.
Alex thought she meant a PRIVATE plane.
“No, I’m not actually.”
She was talking about international flights.
Lights out.
Blankets.
Waiting for everyone to fall asleep.
Alex’s reaction?
“Oh my God, that’s iconic.” 😭
Marcus retweeted
The overreaction on Havertz is crazy. Its ONE GAME!
Ball knowledge in the pits if you can’t see what he brings. Space invader & raider! Gyokeres doesn’t score if Havertz isnt standing where he was!
Built like RVP, on his day what a talent! Shots from impossible angles. Tsamina.
Marcus retweeted
🚨🚨| OFFICIAL: Cristiano Ronaldo’s 2008 Ballon d’Or has been officially voted the greatest Ballon d’Or-winning season of all time. 🇵🇹💫
Marcus retweeted
I’ve realised that 80% of this app is incredibly soft and wimpish. As if you’ve never played sport and got a bollocking from your coach as a teenager. Grow up ffs
Marcus retweeted
Rules of the Carabao Cup. You have two options:
1) get knocked out as soon as possible
2) win it
Anything inbetween is a disaster. What did we gain from getting to the final last season? Injuries and a pubic hair away from detailing the PL season.
Don't need those midweek games especially the two legged semi in Jan.
This is a blessing genuinely.
Marcus retweeted
This is going to be his downfall
The biggest L in his career
Akademiks doesn't understand; dissing rappers is one thing, but when you diss Islam you're opening the door to real-life consequences from people you'll never see coming.
DJ Akademiks CRASHES OUT on SNEAKO going on a RANT in which he DISRESPECTS ISLAM, calling it a “battyman” religion, mocking Islamic words, and INSULTING the people of Palestine ☪️🇵🇸
“Go to Palestine! Insha-eat a dick! Maybe it’s them Palestinian and Pakistanis that be watching gay porn. Is this like a battyman religion where you’re attracted to penis?”
