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Free Thinker, politically homeless.. They’re all owned! Love a good conspiracy theory...irreverent satire

Joined July 2025
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“No harm no foul” 🥱🎶 Southeast Weather Modification 🐍✈️ 11/06/26. It’s legal 🇺🇸 to grab land and blame it on “climate change” 🤌 Mercia though 🤑
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Mrs.Prim retweeted
This is a level of precision prediction that no meteorologist has ever achieved in all of human history. This grid is always correct. This is from this week.
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Mrs.Prim retweeted
The Frey effect, also known as the microwave auditory effect, is an acoustic phenomenon where pulsed or modulated microwave radiation induces audible sounds directly inside the human head. First documented by neuroscientist Allan H. Frey in 1961, the effect is caused by thermoelastic expansion of cranial tissues; rapid, microscopic heating from microwave pulses generates pressure waves that travel via bone conduction to the cochlea. Experiencing it right now!
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Friday, November 6 11:00 pm EST Heads up to South Florida friends. This Stratotanker has been circling Miami for at least 4 hours. There was probably another one doing so earlier today. This is exactly what they did right before the flooding started. Not saying it will happen again, but forewarned . . . Don't relax. I'm afraid we're in for a bumpy ride. @SuePearFL @LaShonLuv1 @b_gimpl1234
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Can we crowdsource a @marcorandazza reply? Dude, you gotta see this shit. I’ve already got the opening line written down: ‘Four Coors and seven beers ago…’
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Mrs.Prim retweeted
Going LIVE with Megan Fox at 10:15PM Central! I was in Mexico for a wedding, and I come back to whole different country and an astronomical Crashout from Jess Machado. She has done everything wrong since her failed Bunny Weekend. Megan Fox is here to help catch me up! Come watch! YouTube: youtube.com/live/YbLeQMksjos…
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Mrs.Prim retweeted
Reminder to those of you who say I'm a monster and other pejoratives, and who don't want to be the subject of my hyper focus and other "monstrosities," do not tweet at me this many times and then complain about what happens next.
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Best gender reveal EVER!!! GBO!!!
In honor of Spooky Rocky Top tomorrow night… Baby mode… ACTIVATED ☑️ (As of a few weeks ago)
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darkness comes for all #GBO 🍊
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⚫️⚫️⚫️ @DICKS | #GBO 🍊
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Mrs.Prim retweeted
She's deep in the throes of a cult. She's the attack dog. She took Misty's place.
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Mrs.Prim retweeted
You sent her the information she needed to dox everyone involved. Their personal info was in the police reports. You sent all that to a known doxer. Then you have the nerve to say you never gave her anything? You lie. Get a life. Go work at your job. Which is not this. Do better.
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Mrs.Prim retweeted
"I haven't done anything for her" except run around Knoxville and dig up info to give to known doxers so they could threaten their perceived enemies. Cool story, bro.
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Mrs.Prim retweeted
It's time for more data. @Doughy_Fingers, aka Deb Martin, likes to tweet for JM and J7 A LOT. It's alleged she also works for a living. Honestly, I don't know when. Let's take a look. Average of 98 posts per day and the heat map shows peak time from 9am to 4pm, standard business hours are 9 to 5. You gotta love that work-from-home flexibility! You would think she was paid to do this.
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Replying to @Table327
You got her fired for fuck sake. That literally had nothing to do with Turtleboy. You were so proud of yourself for that shit. Either own it and say you did that shit because YOU wanted to, or do t say shit. Don’t blame anyone else for your actions bro
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Replying to @Table327
Mooch literally just called her insignificant! She also doxxed a random today. Shes not better, she’s worse! Like way worse!
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Replying to @Table327
THIS is her loophole ALWAYS! She has people do it for her on her behalf, and damn sure never tries to stop it!! That’s how she never has to take accountability EVER!! Ask Mooch if she knows who did it!!! Let’s see if she lies about that too!! Nobody innocent acts like this!!
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Mrs.Prim retweeted
If I hear "nothing for nothing" one more time I'm gonna gouge my ears out.
Just trying to help. 🤷‍♀️
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Are we still talking about a prank call?? Holy dramatic 🤣🤣🤣 how the hell did Mooch make it through the 90’s if a prank call causes this kind of spiral? As someone who’s seen glimpses of you having potential of being fun, doesn’t this feel a smidge extra? When did you become the gay fun police??
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