I put on mosquito repellent and then immediately saw a mosquito get repelled. My therapist could never.
People still “like” my viral tweet from 2018 and it just proves that fatass evil birds never die and I’m going to live forever.
Current emotional status: There is a group of witches in my small town who have accepted me into the group chat but haven’t invited me to any rituals.
Amanda retweeted
Last January, I noticed something peculiar in my 2yo’s bedroom that - after a year of obsessive reporting - led me to a profound cosmic revelation about what’s even possible in our universe. A 🧵.
ALT The moon with a rocket landed in its eye. The most iconic shot of 1902 sci-fi film Le Voyage Dans La Lune.
I was flirting with this guy I met at a bar and told him he “gave off serial killer vibes but in a good way” and he wasn’t flattered? I don’t understand men.
