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Don't take yourself so seriously. You're just a primate with a plan.

Joined May 2025
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People are very good at finding reasons why their own behavior is understandable and yours is unforgivable.
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Nvidia $NVDA CEO Jensen Huang should have stayed.
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Some on SA twitter make me laugh, they post some random reply that is not even a half truth to my tweet, and then block me so that I can't respond. This has happened twice in the last 12 days. In their heads they won the conversation. Be better.
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None of South Africa's top companies by market cap were formed as new entities after the BBBEE Act commenced in 2004. Capitec (2001) and OUTsurance (1998) are the only ones founded after 1994 that rank among the most valuable.
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Me: [first person to land on Mars and park his car] Some other person: [in the completely empty parking lot, parks right next to me]
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Murne Kay retweeted
The ANC Transport Minister is building a safety wall in Cape Town. No one is calling it racist or suggesting that the money be spent on more policing. Why is that?
Another step forward in #RebuildingRail! 🚆 PRASA continues to strengthen and protect the rail environment through its ongoing national walling project, targeting identified hotspot areas across the country. In the Western Cape, work is currently underway along the Pinelands to Nyanga Station corridor as part of efforts to secure railway infrastructure, protect rail operations and create a safer environment. PRASA - We’re doing more, so you can do more. #PRASA #PeoplesTrain #BeTrainSmart #CentralLineCT
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The Western Cape - Making the lives of millions of people so unbearable by providing them with work.
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44% expanded unemployment. Only 16.8m people working. Jobs lost in 7 of 10 industries in a year. And we keep adding BEE red tape and expropriation without compensation. Scare off investors, lose jobs. Time to scrap the barriers. teapawt.net/SkyeZedA/status/212016…
South Africa’s expanded unemployment rate is now 44%. Population: 63.52 million People employed: 16.8 million Social grant beneficiaries: Approximately 27 million
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20 SENTENCES MASTERY I WISH I'D READ SOONER IN LIFE
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To the world you may mean nothing, but to someone you may mean especially nothing
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Murne Kay retweeted
MOST CREEPY people in human history 👀
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Viva cANCer, viva. #voetsekANC
Per Stats SA, the official unemployment rate reached 33.7% in Q3:2026. The unemployment rate for people aged 15 to 24 reached 63.6% Gauteng's rate reached 35.7%. At 19.4%, the Western Cape is the only province that added jobs over the year, 69,000 in total.
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I would like to remind those people that keep telling me that my municipal taxes are going to skyrocket under the DA that it was ASA that voted for a VAT hike, not the DA. Do you think ASA, ANC will leave my municipal rates unchanged next year? The current coalition of ANC, ASA, EFF, PA, AIC, IFP, AIC and Al- Jamah introduced the fixed charge for prepaid electricity & have had above inflation increases on levies every year but service delivery has deteriorated… so who is overcharging here?
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Replying to @eNCA
Helen actually wants a better Joburg. Herman wants to be in power. There's a huge difference.
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Most people remain broke not because the system is rigged, but because they treat money as something to spend rather than something to deploy.
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Murne Kay retweeted
👇👌, actually to be fair. Its not a fight between @helenzille & @HermanMashaba. It’s pure hate from @HermanMashaba playing the race-card.
I don’t care about the fight between Helen and Herman. I care about a working city of Johannesburg.
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Train while it's easy so you're ready when it's hard.
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The “Keep Helen Zille out of office” campaign is so strident, so personal, so impassioned, that one begins to wonder if some are not trying to hide or perpetuate the corruption that led to the city’s collapse. She ran; got 35%. If she can form a govt, let her at it let’s see.
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