great to see you doing multicultural tweets that work everywhere

you can't even have it fitted as an extra because it would require "replacing the entire electrical system" which I mean, no it fucking doesn't unless you're rubbish at making cars

Toyota playing me like a dildo with strings

what scam nonsense is this

it turns out, unbelievably, no you do not

if you spend close to $50k on a Toyota Sienna XLE do you think they'd have them? Bear in mind a sienna is a looooong bastard 8 seat minivan, you could park this thing across three states at once

they're pretty standard now right, you can buy a ten year old Ford Whateverthehell and it will have them, Russian cars have them, even British cars have them

You know those yellow lines on your backup camera, the ones that move as you steer, that tell you where you're going

Not happy with @Toyota, I am coming for you

hey @uber_support you working

I am available for hire at @Uber I have 40mins experience at making web pages work from reading the internet I should fit in

this is not great @Uber you should be able to make a web page

found the page with the support number on

probably they have a phone number, that'll be easy to find

I've checked my network by watching Netflix in HD, thanks for the suggestion though

ok what if we just manually browse the help library, oh shoot

hmmm let's try the super billion dollar AI system in the app, oh that's crap too

let's do the basic help page, oops that's not a winner

hey everyone I'm trying to use the @Uber help system who wants to play with me