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My 14-year-old said to me: "You're really smart, just not naturally smart. You know a lot because you've been around for so long."
Before you ask, yes, that's a figurative dagger in my heart. And yes, I've changed my will and I'm leaving everything to the donkey sanctuary.
🚨BREAKING: A 46-year-old Christian Police Community Support Officer has won a confidential settlement from North Yorkshire Police after his career was nearly ended for speaking up in diversity training.
Luke Salmons was suspended just two days after a mandatory diversity session where he questioned the claim that Islam is a "religion of peace" and asked questions about jihad, Hamas, and the war in Gaza.
For that, he was found guilty of gross misconduct and placed on the Police Barred List — a list that effectively bans you from ever working in policing again.
He refused to accept it and appealed.
On appeal, North Yorkshire Chief Constable Tim Forber overturned the decision, concluding that Salmons' conduct did NOT amount to gross misconduct and did NOT breach professional standards. He was removed from the barred list.
Salmons then took legal action against the force, bringing claims of religious discrimination, harassment, and breaches of his freedom of religion and freedom of expression.
Rather than face him at an Employment Tribunal, North Yorkshire Police settled the case. The settlement amount remains confidential.
Bless him, as a child he was one of my favourites. Rest in peace, fella.
BREAKING: 👽 🚨
Walter Koenig, Chekov in the original Star Trek, has died aged 90. He passed away at home in North Hollywood on Sunday, with his daughter and niece beside him.
Star Trek had a huge influence on my life and he was one of my favorite characters.
"Of course, it was invented in Russia." Rest in peace. 🖖
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This is what AI is made for. Murtaugh is too old for this 💩 and Riggs has to find a new partner. I absolutely love how they brought in every character from that era and even combined two different characters for one actor in a couple different scenes. 🤣🤣🤣💥🔫
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A reminder
The IRA murderers watched him place the baby in a carry cot on the back seat of his car.
They waited till he got in the drivers seat then opened fire from behind the vehicle in the full knowledge that the bullets would pass through the baby before killing her dad.
There are scum in this world who think the IRA were freedom fighters.
They were cold blooded killers
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🚨 RELEASED | KIRSTY MARIE NASH — SEXUALLY ASSAULTED A VULNERABLE 11-YEAR-OLD BOY
Kirsty Marie Nash, formerly of Stoke and now reportedly living in Crewe, has been released from prison after receiving a 15-month sentence for sexually assaulting a child under 13.
Nash was convicted following a trial at Chester Crown Court on 4 August 2025.
The court heard that she sexually touched the vulnerable 11-year-old boy, made inappropriate comments about his body, and called him “big boy”.
In a separate incident, she exposed her breasts and attempted to persuade a nine-year-old boy to touch her.
She was jailed for 15 months and placed on the sex offenders’ register.
The case reportedly took almost four years to conclude. Nash attended sentencing laughing and joking with her boyfriend, according to the account of the case.
An 11-year-old child was targeted when he should have been protected. Now, after a 15-month sentence, Nash is reportedly back in the community.
Source UK Database.
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I think Israeli peanut puff snacks are going to be sold out across the UK after this post 🥜 👑
Decades ago we were looking for a nonce in the local park. Back then his description would have stood out like a sore thumb; nowadays that look is exactly what people picture as a nonce in a park. I had my camera as part of my disguise. Took this and nicked the nonce. A good day.
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In 1941, a Spaniard walked into the British embassy in Madrid and offered to spy on the Nazis.
The British turned him down.
So he went to the Germans instead, pretended to be a loyal fascist, and got hired as a German spy. His plan was to lie to them for the rest of the war.
It worked better than anyone could have imagined.
His name was Juan Pujol García. Before the war he had tried his hand at running a chicken farm and a movie theater. He had no spy training. What he had was a deep hatred of both fascism and communism after the Spanish Civil War, and an incredible imagination.
The Germans gave him a codename, invisible ink, money, and orders to go to Britain and recruit spies.
He didn't go to Britain.
He went to Lisbon, Portugal, and made everything up.
Using a tourist guidebook, maps, magazines, newsreels, and a British railway timetable from the library, he wrote long, detailed reports about life in England. Military movements. Morale. Ports.
He'd never been there. He made mistakes. He didn't understand British money. He once reported that dockworkers in Glasgow would do anything for a liter of wine.
The Germans loved him anyway.
Then British codebreakers reading German messages noticed something strange. The Germans were hunting for a convoy that didn't exist, based on a report from some agent in Britain they'd never heard of.
The British went looking for this mystery spy. They found Pujol. In 1942 they finally took him on and brought him to London.
Now he had real help. MI5 gave him the codename Garbo, after the actress, because they thought he was the greatest actor in the world.
Together with his British handler, Pujol built a fake spy network for the Germans. It eventually had 27 imaginary agents. Each had a name, a personality, a job, and a backstory. A Welsh nationalist. A Venezuelan student. A Greek sailor. Some of them recruited their own imaginary sub-agents.
When they needed to explain why one agent had gone quiet, they killed him off. They even put a fake obituary in a Liverpool newspaper. The Germans reportedly paid a pension to his widow.
Who also didn't exist.
Then came D-Day.
Hours before the landings, the British let Pujol send a message warning the Germans that the invasion was coming in Normandy. It was timed so it would arrive too late to matter, but it made him look brilliant.
Three days later he sent the most important message of his career. Normandy was a trick, he said. The real invasion was still coming, at Calais, led by a huge army under General Patton.
That army was fake too. But the Germans believed him.
German forces that could have been rushed to Normandy were held back near Calais for weeks, waiting for an attack that never came.
The Germans were so grateful they awarded him the Iron Cross.
A few months later, King George VI made him a Member of the Order of the British Empire.
He's one of the only people known to have been decorated by both sides of the war.
After the war, afraid of revenge from surviving Nazis, he faked his own death from malaria in Africa and disappeared to Venezuela, where he lived quietly running a shop.
For decades the world thought he was dead.
In 1984, a British writer tracked him down. Pujol came back to Normandy for the 40th anniversary of D-Day and met veterans who had landed on the beaches.
Some of them thanked him.
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If Elon Musk hadn't purchased Twitter, we wouldn't have known that migrants were burning down Paris..
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French maths test question:
Gaspard has thrown 17 stones at three police cars and set fire to four town halls.
How many pairs of trainers does he have?
Half term in a caravan on the English coast. It's absolutely hammering down. The rain is making a racket on the roof. Reminds me of my family holidays as a child. I couldn't be happier.
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The Nazis thought of destroying this historic city hall. And decided against it. These bastards have just done it.
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Look.
They're just concerned French schoolchildren worried about their education, okay?
Stop being FAR RIGHT.
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One in five Norwegian women have been raped.
Every night of the year a Norwegian woman is raped in Oslo.
The police in Oslo have now confirmed every single woman raped in the city over the last three years was raped by a migrant.
Is diversity still our strength?
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Arab doctor removed two women's ovaries without their consent, without telling them and with no medical purpose.
NHS gave him a talking to and he is still a doctor seeing young women today.
In a healthy country he would be hung for this.
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