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Doug Ankerman

@myoddsock

Funny guy with multiple sclerosis. MS confirmed by MRI. Funny up for debate.

 Ohio, USA
Joined May 2013
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The only red wave sweeping the nation these days are measles.
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With the end of the Cybertruck, the only place to see something big & ugly is at Walmart.
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Amy Smith@thatfunnyamyNov 6
I’m putting 24 months of breastfeeding on my resume.
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BREAKING: Russell Brand found guilty of rape…and calling himself a comedian.
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How much wood would a wood-truck truck if a wood-truck would truck wood?
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Hilarious!…
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@MoMohlerNov 4
No wonder this photo was always cropped. 🤯
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How much wood would a wood-truck truck if a wood-truck would truck wood?
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Jon Husted’s ass after election night…
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Hilarious truth!..
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Gentlemen, it has been an honor doomscrolling with you.
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Now give PBS and NPR their damn funding back.
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Now that the election is over I only mute commercials from Liberty Mutual.
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Beaten so soundly even the Reflecting Pool turned blue.
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Great story. Great place!…
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@NtlComedyCenterNov 3
Laughter has a special way of bringing us together. Mitch Goldman shares how a visit to the National Comedy Center with his wife, Susan Sargent, brought back memories, prompted Susan to speak and gave them moments of joy, laughter and connection while she was living with frontotemporal dementia. Their experience inspired our first “Susan Sargent Caregiver Week,” honoring Susan’s memory. In recognition of National Family Caregivers Month, we’re offering complimentary admission November 9–15 at the National Comedy Center in Jamestown, NY, for caregivers and the loved ones they care for. Caregivers are also welcome to visit on their own for some respite. Museum open 10 a.m.–5 p.m. Monday, Thursday, Saturday and Sunday, with no advance reservations needed Learn more, join us and help support this initiative at ComedyCenter.org/caregiving. #NationalFamilyCaregiversMonth #FamilyCaregivers #Caregiving #NationalComedyCenter
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Great joke!…
Kelly S. (@kelter1) profile pictureKelly S.@kelter1Nov 2
Cookie Monster is 60 today, which tells me they've come a long way with diabetes medication.
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Today is National Deviled Egg Day, which makes tomorrow National Don’t Stand Behind Me Day.
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Cyril Hilsum, who helped invent flat-screen TV displays, has died at 101. His casket will be wall-mounted.
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Turning the clock back gives me an extra hour to disappoint my family.
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Matty@bestestnameOct 31
Probiotics: Good for you Antibiotics: Also good for you
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Kelly S.@kelter1Oct 31
Just putting the finishing touches on my slutty Sky High Cost of Living Halloween costume.
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Amy Smith@thatfunnyamyNov 1
My daughter turned 2 today, on Halloween. I thought the scary part would be her seeing dead people. But yesterday, mid-tantrum, she told me mortgage rates are about to skyrocket.
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