My girlfriend always sends me one hint for what my Christmas gift is. This year, I’m pretty sure I solved it. This girl really has my interests pegged ❤️

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B/R Gaming · Nov 21, 2019 · 5:19 PM UTC

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B/R Gaming

@BRGaming21 Nov 2019

One of the most legendary games of all time 🙏

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🇵🇸 😷 mask up ☭ · Nov 20, 2019 · 9:29 PM UTC

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🇵🇸 😷 mask up ☭@pyrocumuluss20 Nov 2019

come on white ppl this is ur cue to denounce the coup

Cripes! Dang it! Shucks!@Shitty_Places19 Nov 2019

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Alan · Nov 21, 2019 · 5:37 PM UTC

Alan@nalanospmis21 Nov 2019

A show about killing Nazis??? 🥰🥰

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Alan · Nov 21, 2019 · 5:31 PM UTC

Alan@nalanospmis21 Nov 2019

Me, replying in 2 seconds after waiting a half hour for an answer:

allison · Nov 20, 2019 · 11:36 AM UTC

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allison@StarksAllison20 Nov 2019

it just hit me that 5 years ago i was in high school and they were asking "where do you see yourself in 5 years" and i want you all to know i was very wrong

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