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Looking for Kainene; when they go low, I go to the Dead Sea

United Kingdom
Joined February 2012
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Lol the fools at Barclays Bank think I’m a fraudster because i accidentally withdrew an ISA into a barclays account . God forbid a professional millenial has some money to their name
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Unrelated but my ss3 cohort was actually quite well behaved and emotionally intelligent apart from one Zorle who was a witch 😅
Ss3 behavior You can’t possibly mean this😭
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So do Nigerian pharmacists not join board rounds/ward rounds or what? Nigerian drs make it sounds like pharmacists have no idea of the overall clinical picture of the patients
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Maybe it’s not kind but it’s definitely hilarious man. Also the door will be okay
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So that ebonylife cinema is literally in the ghetto of stockwell. I though it was going to be in the american embassy ends of Nine elms yikes
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Just realised that i said co-amilofruse as co-amifrulose in a presentation that i did last week. God abeg why did i remember this nonsense
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Lol i remember when i met this lovely german lady on a solo trip and was fastidious about paying her exactly what i owed her when she covered dinner and she made a joke about paying her 2 euros or whatever it was but deep down I knew i wasnt doing too much like she implied
Almanya'daki ikinci haftamda yaşadığım kültür şoku.Geldiğim ikinci ya da üçüncü hafta, bir kız geldi işte yanıma, dedi ki hafta sonu kahvaltı yapacağız, sen de gelirken bir şeyler getirir misin? Tabii ki dedim. Kaç tane ekmek yersin, ben gelirken brötchen getireceğim. Dedim ki ++
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Eating efo riro with a paratha
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Omo i knew that lady was going to die. i donated because she had so much hope and fought so hard. Rest in peace Twitter stranger.
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Replying to @kalel_ol
I know a chisom, an Ugo, a Somto and a Kene that look like this boy (minus the muscles 🤣)
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Scratch that 2 kenes. Kene and Ugo are twins then the extra kene
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Accidentally withdrew some money from my trading 212 to my Barclays account and Barclays called me to verify the source of my income. A bit insulted
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Ate fresh passionfruit for the first time and it tastes exactly like passionfruit drinks and juices. I always thought they went overboard with the flavourings but the real thing is actually that intense
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The day i wear the most delicate ivory silk blouse to work is the day all the nurses want to put their palms on my shoulders FFS
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Today i have discovered an interesting side effect of peppermint capsules
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Claire Chiyememma Worlu you are on this list. Wicked witch
Abi make I call out Snr Awoyemi Tosin of St Louis girls grammar school, Akure ni? She was in SS3 in 2012. That SS3 class close to the technical workshop. Very wicked Bully.
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You’re so right man! I get scared whenever i see my reflection
If they’re faceless it’s a 95% chance they ugly
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Maybe the collective outrage (if any) can strangle her career the way she strangled that girl. That seems fair afterall her career is not more inportant than a life
Replying to @wickedsous
I passed through that same system. Even entered uni with some of my brutal seniors but you just have outgrow the hate. It keeps you down. Most of them feel ashamed when we confront them in uni. It was like a rite of passage then, though it's wrong. Now her career is at stake here
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Omg just found out Claire became a doctor. Wahala for her patients oh big big wahala
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Mind you we went to a relatively nice Port Harcourt school not FGGC Abuloma. I really do hope Claire is having a terrible life now even though she was one of the brightest in her year. Very wicked witch tufiaaa
One time Claire told a new starter in JS1 (during the first week of resumption) to pick pin for the entire duration of night prep(2 hrs) Uchechi was crying and begging and Claire wouldn’t budge. I could not focus that night. Imagine leaving your home to experience this at school
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One time Claire told a new starter in JS1 (during the first week of resumption) to pick pin for the entire duration of night prep(2 hrs) Uchechi was crying and begging and Claire wouldn’t budge. I could not focus that night. Imagine leaving your home to experience this at school
This bullying subject hits close to home. Although I was never bullied at boarding school, i was deeply traumatised seeing others get bullied. Claire Chiyememma worlu and Magiba Nengi Batubo were very wicked girls and would do despicable things to juniors
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