Iβd like to petition @crackerjackUSA for boxes/bags of nothing but the peanuts. In perpetuity.
I can be reached here to discuss.
I love hockey because in baseball the players and managers talk into their hands/mitts, in football the coaches speak into a laminated menu and in basketball they use a tiny whiteboard. But in hockey they are all yelling toothlessly from the bench free to anyone who can lip read
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Hey MAGA, quick question, if removing 50% tariffs makes things affordable, what does adding them do?
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Washington has discovered a brilliant financial strategy. Cut benefits for people who need them, cut taxes for people who don't, and borrow the difference from people who aren't old enough to vote.
Why in the name of etymology should the word gaffe require two fβs. Or even an e for that matter @MerriamWebster
What is with this fetish for House/Senate candidates who tout their military service as if they stormed the beaches at Normandy.
-1- If elected, theyβre gonna agree to outsized and corrupt DOD budget/spending and -2- these guys are gonna vote yes for every freaking war
The second half of my life was better than the first half and the second half of the second half was better than the first half of the second half
Has there ever been a more forced casting of an ad campaign and a more painful watch than what we are forced to endure with Ben Affleck joining Nick Saban and Deion Sanders because β¦his name sounds like @aflac
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Worst-case scenario: AI destroys humanity.
Best-case: same.
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The Politicians Who Told You Immigrants Were Coming To Take Your Job Want You To Shut Up And Let AI Take Your Job.
Please subscribe, read & share: johnfugelsang.substack.com/pβ¦
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AI has the potential to wipe out the human race, but there are also downsides.
When buddies say βLove you, brotherβ to each other at the end of a conversation or text itβs because we still canβt just say βI love youβ to each other
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#TrumpTellAllSpoilers
Trumpβs signature is actually a abstract sketch of a KKK rally.
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Imagine the amount of propaganda it took to convince millions of people that healthcare, food assistance, social programs, clean water, clean air, good wages, housing, equal rights, diversity and a healthy planet for all people was somehow a threat to America and to Christianity.












