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I know it’s late at night but I want to say again, thank you all so much for following me and being my friend. I’m a simple geeky man and having even one person reply or like anything I post makes me jubilant. I’m happy to know all of you, even if it’s just a little bit.
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Chief of staff: “okay, sir ur all set to go on stage, just try and stick to the teleprompter today sir.”
Trump’s dementia:
Shout out to this one insane friend on love is blind asking his friends’s new fiancée if she ever had an onlyfans two seconds into meeting her
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You should be able to charge your phone from 0 to 100 in half a second but like sparks go everywhere and your lights flicker and it makes a really loud bang
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they should do The Dropout season 2 going through the trial and after with Amanda Seyfried playing Elizabeth Holmes again and then when they get to You Can See Everything filming Elle Fanning plays Amanda Seyfried
Honestly? I had a great time watching clayface, I really hope more mainstream comic book adaptations take swings like this
Ate chipotle for the first time in months and honestly it may have been the best meal I’ve eaten in weeks
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Cat STARES into camera in COMPLETE BETRAYAL after FEEDER SPITS OUT ONE SINGLE PIECE OF FOOD

















