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dad joke expert, USMC vet/ titanium stress tester, procrastinator in training, farmer in heart, stoner in mind

The swamp, Ok
Joined November 2007
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Welp that’s it. Whams Last Christmas played during a shuffle today. It’s holiday season, the seal has been broken. All hail, things we don’t need and can’t afford, mistletoes.
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I grow my medicine. It’s gotten me thru cancer, damn near paralysis, depression, anxiety, and a lot of boring movies. #CannabisCommunity #problemsolver
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…and once his plants go so tall, he made hash to enlighten them all.
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She said: “you never bring me flowers” well….#harvest25 #medicallygrown
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Sometimes, the longest roads lead to the brights moments. Sunset in Oklahoma is something I still am amazed by. Stay lifted, enjoy what is gifted. Oh yeah, and here, hit this real quick….
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So so close. Leaning a little in the early morning light, happy harvest yall
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People are hurting, scared and alone. Much like a feral animal, stress can do a lot to a person. If I can say anything today the least bit meaningful: give yourself grace. The mud is deep, not everyone brought boots. Stay lifted. #munkeymade
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I feel the Same Mr Skeleton, the same.
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Brought to you Carls Jr
Maybe if you channeled all this anger into swimming faster you wouldn’t have come in fifth.
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Last night I chopped my first official clone from a plant I grew from seed. As god as my witness, I’ll never go through a drought again. Grow something. Stay lifted, enjoy what is gifted. Now, who has scissors? 🤣
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Ciao! Dutch Cherry Pie (Munkey cut) is ready to enjoy I think. This season was insane, wet/hot/dry/bugs/dry/hot/wet and cool. Just keep going, it’s all a learning experience.
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Boyhood said work here. Adulthood said, “not so fast, roll a joint first…” man I’m pretty sure I work higher than astronauts. Stay lifted! #problemsolver
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The view ain’t bad, let see how it handles sunsets
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And Munkeys cut has been chopped. I’d like to thank that random Cherry Pie seed I got from someone else’s dream vacation to Amsterdam. Cheers!
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Nature’s Firworks are so nice. Go outside, breathe air, get a little chilled, maybe sweat a little. Remind yourself what being human right now is like. Stay lifted, enjoy what we’ve been gifted. #problemsolver
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Shooting photos in the dark feels so naughty. Another angle of the DCP F2 (Munkey cut) #munkeymade
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My first clone run is producing.
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Unpopular opinion. If your prerolls look like this, it always feels like you used trash flower, and are trying to cover it up. But keep trying…. #problemsolver
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Peaceful protests happen for me thanks to team #problemsolver grow your own. #munkeymade
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