dad joke expert, USMC vet/ titanium stress tester, procrastinator in training, farmer in heart, stoner in mind
The swamp, Ok
Joined November 2007
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The Ninjamunkey retweeted
I know a thing or two about snakes, and most of you should be flying Please Tread On Me flags based on how you act.
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AP File Photo: Texas National Guard Captain Greg Abbott of the 101st Chairborne Division
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New day, same vibe: we are calling on @GregAbbott_TX to veto hemp ban SB3! Like and RT if you agree.
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Rick Simpson, “The Rick Simpson Story” 🌿
#TheRickSimpsonStory #RickSimpson #RSO #SimpsonRamaDur #RickSimpsonOil
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I have smoked, handled and frequently even enjoyed marijuana from time to time, and I see no reason to be rehabilitated or cured of that taste, just because a gang of faddish yahoos say marijuana is evil.…
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How to know you’re in a cult in two minutes. This is absolutely phenomenal. Put into perfect context.
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Good morning #StonerFam! 9 years ago today Mrs Claus went to emerg with a 4 day old headache. Imaging showed she had an inoperable brain tumour. Over the next year, she had 3 more MRIs, all showed it was growing faster than this type of tumour should.
I made RSO and she followed the recommended, one gram a day dosage for 90 days. Since then, there has been minimal, if any growth. She doesn't even need to see the neurosurgeon for two years instead of one!
This is why I advocate and fight for just cannabis law reform around the world. How many lives can be saved by accepting that #CannabisCures?
Time now for my #coffee and #cannabis ✌️💚🪴 #CannabisCommunity #wakeNbake
The Ninjamunkey retweeted
Christian Nationalism is perverting my faith and subverting our democracy.
It’s incumbent upon Christians to call out this dangerous ideology.
That’s why I spoke at my home church about the threat of Christian Nationalism.
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A cop pulled me over after he saw me signing to my kid at the gas station, and he was confused why a deaf person was driving! He even called for back up though I had a valid driver’s license and insurance that clearly prove I am a licensed driver. He refused to write on paper to communicate, and refused to read my written note. He just kept yelling at me, as if that would help me understand him somehow. Thank goodness the backup cop had common sense, and I didn’t get shot during the ordeal for “noncompliance.”
I give up! People are just too fucking stupid!!!
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So if it’s all cannabis can we end Marijuana prohibition and do away with hemp derived cannabinoid loopholes?
Delta Dawn is only delta we need 😎
"we were staggered by the results we found”
Mississippi retailers have been caught selling weed products disguised as hemp products, according to @steephilllab in Mississippi, who bought and tested various products from gas stations & convenience shops.
tinyurl.com/2dey97nh
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Moms for liberty is trending and do I have the video for you… @ThatLogicMax
